Are-Witze

Doctor: you only have
1 minute left to live
Me: ok
Doctor: wait what are you doing?
"Making this minute
feel like a lifetime"

ICH: "SCHAUE EINEN HORRORFILM
MEIN GEHIRN WÄHREND ICH INS BETT GEHE:
You may not rest now, there are monsters nearby
You may not rest now, there are monsters nearby
You may not rest now, there are monsters nearby
You may not rest now, there are monsters nearby
You may not rest now, there are monsters nearby
You may not rest now, there are monsters nearby
You may not rest now, there are monsters nearby
You may not rest now, there are monsters nearby
You may not rest now, there are monsters nearby
You may not rest now, there are monsters nearby
You may not rest now, there are monsters nearby
You may not rest now, there are monsters nearby
You may not rest now, there are monsters nearby
You may not rest now, there are monsters nearby
You may not rest now, there are monsters nearby
You may not rest now, there are monsters nearby
You may not rest now, there are monsters nearby
You may not rest now, there are monsters nearby
You may not rest now, there are monsters nearby
.ay not rest now, there are monsters nearby

WHN I LAY DOWN
TO SLEEP AND SOMEONE ASK:
"ARE YOU GOING TO SLEEP?"
@exo_picsmemes
NO,IJUST DOWNLOADED A NEW
DREAM AND I WANT TO WATCH IT

Der Held den wir alle hier brauchten...

Never has a man influenced physics so profoundly as Niels Bohr in the early 1900's.
Going back to this time period, little was known about atomic structure; Bohr set out
to end the obscurity of physics. However things didn't come easy for Bohr. He had to
give up most of his life for physics and research of many hypothesis. But, this is why
you and I have even heard of the quantum theory and atomic structures. Bohr came
up with his quantum theory while studying at Cambridge. Bohr was a skeptic and he
never truly believed in Max Planck's old quantum theory. He put forth the idea that,
going from one high-energy orbit o a lower one, an electron could, in fact, be trying
to emit a quantum of discrete energy. Bohr was criticized for this idea, but he didn't
let up. Soon after, Bohr said his famed quote,"If quantum mechanics hasn't shocked
you, you haven't understood it yet." This quote is extremely famous and has gone
down as the motto for quantum physicist around the world. Understandably, Bohr
never won a Nobel prize outside of physics (of which he only won one). Bohr's still
going strong with his theories on atomic structure; he allowed for 100's of scientists
to fully experiment with the cell and its many components. Bohr was largely on the
run from the Nazi's when he came up with this discovery, which is amazing because
around this time, Bohr's home country of Denmark was invaded by the Nazi's. Bohr
and Ernest Rutherford are given credit, but it is believed that Rutherford decided to
desert Bohr in the middle of their work. Rutherford once, quite famously said that
you should never bet against the wonders of science. Niels Bohr's famous career
never really kicked off until he was forty years old. Most other major scientists were
going all over the world with their ideas by their early twenties. However, in order
to preserve the legacy of Niels Bohr, he has his own institution, whose goal is to
make many more great strides in the field of physics for years. How did Bohr affect
you and me? Without Niels Bohrs' more advanced atomic theory, we might as well
cry over how little we know of the atoms and their compounds. Physics would have
never been such a force in the todays society. However, to this day, research is still
going on to improve and update the atomic theory. Although scientists clearly want
to improve on Bohr's theory, many famous physicists come out publicly and openly
say that Bohr's ideas will never be improved upon, todays society cannot say
goodbye to an opportunity to improve our understanding of the sciences. If Bohr
never had silenced his critics, we would still be following Planck's theories, and
going on incomplete information. Bohr's later life was all occupied when he decided
to go back to Denmark and head the Royal Danish Academy. His main goal was to
tell the world of the of the greatness of the Danish Sciences and most likely educate
a new crop of scientists for years to come. There is controversy surrounding Bohr's
lie during his stint in the Manhattan project. Though he claimed to be anti-violence
and a peace-seeker, Bohr engineered on the Manhattan Project. Though he didn't
hurt anyone directly, thousands of people died. Neils Bohr opened many doors for
you and I in the physics world, he will go down as one of the greatest physicists.

Manchmal denke ich schon das ich einen an der Waffel habe aber dann schau ich mich um und höre eine Stimme singen :,, You Are Not Alone ! "

Someone :„981 and 123 are just some random numbers“

Avgeeks : 😑

(Bitte nur liken/disliken wenn ihr ihn versteht)

Its Big Brain time!

JoNoxious Nunsira
All Men
Are Pigs
Women
Are
Equal
To
Men

Uh-oh. We're out of water.
What should we do?
It's so hot in this desert.
Are you kidding me?
You have at least
THREE
water types!
DEE
So? Just
use your
pokémon.
9950
What the ****
is wrong with
these people?!

Also der Internet Explorer könnte auch Edge sein.... 🥲🥲

Conversation Between Browsers
What are we?
Browsers!
Browsers! Browsers!
What do we want?
Faster!
Faster! Faster!
When do we want it?
Now!
Now!
Now!
Browsers!
Ο

my anxiety explaining the future
to me at 2 a.m.
WE ARE FUCKED
aborteddreams

Brain gerade AFK

Teacher: what are you laughing at?
Me: nothing
My brain:
The crock

Roses are red die Uhr tickt wir haben Amerika seine Mutter gefickt

A little Weihnachtsgedicht When the snow falls wunderbar, and the children happy are. When the Glatteis on the street, and we all a Glühwein need. Then you know, es ist soweit. she is here, the Weihnachtszeit.

Every Parkhaus is besetzt, weil die people fahren jetzt. All to Kaufhof, Mediamarkt, kriegen nearly Herzinfarkt. Shopping hirnverbrannte things, and the Christmasglocke rings.Mother in the kitchen bakes, Schoko-, Nuss- and Mandelkeks. Daddy in the Nebenraum, schmücks a Riesen-Weihnachtsbaum. He is hanging off the balls, then he from the Leiter falls.

Finaly the Kinderlein, to the Zimmer kommen rein. And it sings the family schauerlich: "Oh, Chistmastree!" And then jeder in the house, is packing the Geschenke aus.Mama finds unter the Tanne, eine brandnew Teflon-Pfanne. Papa gets a Schlips and Socken, everybody does frohlocken. President speaks in TV, all around is Harmonie. Bis mother in the kitchen runs, im Ofen burns the Weihnachtsgans. And so comes die Feuerwehr, with Tatü, tata daher. And they bring a long, long Schlauch, and a long, long Leiter auch. And they schrei - "Wasser marsch!", Christmas now is in the Eimer.

Merry Christmas, merry Christmas, Hear the music, see the lights, Frohe Weihnacht, Frohe Weihnacht, Merry Christmas allerseits!