Die 60 besten After-Witze - Schlechte Witze

Chuck Norris isst "After Eight" um 7.

Kay Pflaume ist die Mettwurst zu hart, die schrabbt so den After wund

Es tut morgens sehr weh wenn man lange geschlafen hat, dann kommt von der aa erst ein dicker köttel mit alluhut und der after reist auf Auguste für fertig ist das! Und Belgien freut sich ser

UK: We call this Season autumn, which is named after the latin word "autumnus" which means "harvest season". USA: We call this season fall, because leaves fall down!

Press conference: ----------------------------- Reporter: "Mr. President, what are the rules after the end of the corona crisis."

Trump: "After Corona, there are no rules anymore. Buy a 45 magnum. It will be the Wild Wild West "

Me: Thanks for watching the kids
Mom. Please don't feed them sugar.
Grandma: I won't!
[4 seconds after I leave]
THE DAD

me after saying
"I remember 2023 like it
was yesterday" on
january 1st:

🤙😭

Van drivers unlocking the gold skin
after capturing 1,000 kids
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Der Held den wir alle hier brauchten...

Never has a man influenced physics so profoundly as Niels Bohr in the early 1900's.
Going back to this time period, little was known about atomic structure; Bohr set out
to end the obscurity of physics. However things didn't come easy for Bohr. He had to
give up most of his life for physics and research of many hypothesis. But, this is why
you and I have even heard of the quantum theory and atomic structures. Bohr came
up with his quantum theory while studying at Cambridge. Bohr was a skeptic and he
never truly believed in Max Planck's old quantum theory. He put forth the idea that,
going from one high-energy orbit o a lower one, an electron could, in fact, be trying
to emit a quantum of discrete energy. Bohr was criticized for this idea, but he didn't
let up. Soon after, Bohr said his famed quote,"If quantum mechanics hasn't shocked
you, you haven't understood it yet." This quote is extremely famous and has gone
down as the motto for quantum physicist around the world. Understandably, Bohr
never won a Nobel prize outside of physics (of which he only won one). Bohr's still
going strong with his theories on atomic structure; he allowed for 100's of scientists
to fully experiment with the cell and its many components. Bohr was largely on the
run from the Nazi's when he came up with this discovery, which is amazing because
around this time, Bohr's home country of Denmark was invaded by the Nazi's. Bohr
and Ernest Rutherford are given credit, but it is believed that Rutherford decided to
desert Bohr in the middle of their work. Rutherford once, quite famously said that
you should never bet against the wonders of science. Niels Bohr's famous career
never really kicked off until he was forty years old. Most other major scientists were
going all over the world with their ideas by their early twenties. However, in order
to preserve the legacy of Niels Bohr, he has his own institution, whose goal is to
make many more great strides in the field of physics for years. How did Bohr affect
you and me? Without Niels Bohrs' more advanced atomic theory, we might as well
cry over how little we know of the atoms and their compounds. Physics would have
never been such a force in the todays society. However, to this day, research is still
going on to improve and update the atomic theory. Although scientists clearly want
to improve on Bohr's theory, many famous physicists come out publicly and openly
say that Bohr's ideas will never be improved upon, todays society cannot say
goodbye to an opportunity to improve our understanding of the sciences. If Bohr
never had silenced his critics, we would still be following Planck's theories, and
going on incomplete information. Bohr's later life was all occupied when he decided
to go back to Denmark and head the Royal Danish Academy. His main goal was to
tell the world of the of the greatness of the Danish Sciences and most likely educate
a new crop of scientists for years to come. There is controversy surrounding Bohr's
lie during his stint in the Manhattan project. Though he claimed to be anti-violence
and a peace-seeker, Bohr engineered on the Manhattan Project. Though he didn't
hurt anyone directly, thousands of people died. Neils Bohr opened many doors for
you and I in the physics world, he will go down as one of the greatest physicists.

Trick used in Japan to
slow down drivers
Next day, After knowing
this trick
@ThugSchoolLife

Gu Mo Leute 😑😑😑😑

when someone asks you a question
right after you wake up
UCT

I'VE FINALLY FOUND
IT... AFTER 15 YEARS
Robotatertat comics

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TRUTH!
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Ich mein ganzes leben so

What did you do this weekend?"
Local Man Paralysed After Eating
413 Chicken Nuggets

Ja...

me after
watching fake
horror movies:
me after
watching true
serial killer
documentaries:

Little kids when they fall down
and get hurt
them for 3 seconds:
Also them after 3 seconds:

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Me 5 minutes after arriving to work
Can I go
home now?

Spoiler Warnung

After all these years
Lilith
Eve
Adam
Finally, I fucked them all

Die Nummer 6 ist verkehrt herum

I lost the 6th book in the series. After two
months, I finally found it...
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een stap-voor-stap
fotobo
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When your mom checks for games
on your computer :
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