Difference-Witze

UK: We call this Season autumn, which is named after the latin word "autumnus" which means "harvest season".

USA: We call this season fall, because leaves fall down!

What is the difference between God and president Trump? God knows everything - Trump knows everything better!

I am young, but I know what to do! Time is running out to play Kashoot... Come make a difference, we can make it work. Lets make it happen now!

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They say I am young and know nothing about life, but when the earth suffers, we suffer at the same time.

It's so easy to understand, that nature is our mother. And like us, she is free, she belongs to no one. And I love all the things that she gives me.

Come with me, I can't make it alone. But together, together, we're strong! I am young, but I know what to do, time is running out to save the earth! Come make a difference, we can make it work, Let's make it happen now! Soon it'll be too late, I can't make it all alone. I need you now!

They say that everything is normal, that global warming is a false alarm, but I am living in a sea of green, and the world is full of heat and fire. It's time to wake up! I know it's hard but we can make it better. And all together defend our home, we must go further. Come with me, I can't make it alone, but together, together, we're strong! I am young but I know what to do time is running out to save the earth. Come make a difference, we can make it work. Let's make it happen now!

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Was ist der Unterschied zwischen deiner Mudda und einem Elefanten?

Ungefähr zwei Kilo.

Was ist der Unterschied zwischen dem Bundestag und einer Telefonzelle?

In der Telefonzelle muss man erst zahlen und dann wählen.

Was ist der Unterschied zwischen Chinesen und Japanern?

Chinesen lächeln, Japaner strahlen!

Was ist der Unterschied zwischen Menschen und Affen?

Tja, die Affen geben nicht dem dümmsten seiner Art die Führung über das ganze Volk.

Was ist der Unterschied zwischen Chinesen und Japanern?

Die Einen grinsen, die Anderen strahlen.