Everest-Witze

Wie besiegt man Chuck Norris? Man stellt ihn an den Mount Everest und lässt deine Mutter runterrollen!

Frage: Welcher war der höchste Berg der Welt, bevor der Mount Everest entdeckt wurde?

Antwort: Der Mount Everest! Er war halt nur nicht entdeckt.

Was laberst du mich voll damit, dass du den Mt. Everest bestiegen hast! Ich besteige jeden Abend deine Mudda, du Otto!

One, two, three. Turn it up. Big wheels keep on turnin'. Carry me home to see my kin. Singin' songs about the south-land. I miss Alabama once again and I think it's a sin, yes.

Well, I heard Mister Young sing about her. Well, I heard ol' Neil put her down. Well, I hope Neil Young will remember, A southern man don't need him around anyhow. Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so blue. Sweet home Alabama Lord, I'm comin' home to you.

In Birmingham, they love the governor (boo-hoo-hoo). Now we all did what we could do. Now Watergate does not bother me. Does your conscience bother you? Tell the truth. Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so blue. Sweet home Alabama (oh yeah) Lord, I'm comin' home to you. Here I come, Alabama. Oh, oh, oh Alabama, oh, oh, oh Alabama, oh, oh, oh Alabama, oh, oh, oh Alabama

Now Muscle Shoals has got the Swampers And they've been known to pick a song or two (yes they do). Lord, they get me off so much. They pick me up when I'm feelin' blue. Now how about you? Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so blue. Sweet home Alabama Lord, I'm comin' home to you. Sweet home Alabama (oh, sweet home) Where the skies are so blue And the governor's true Sweet home Alabama (Lordy) Lord, I'm comin' home to you, yeah, yeah Montgomery's got the answer.

Best Lied ever:)👍🏽🥸

Deine Mutter ist so hässlich, der Mount Everest ist ihr größter Arschpickel.

Was ist der faulste Berg der Welt?

Der Mount Ever-rest!