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Dusche

    • Was hat ein Kannibale in der Dusche?

    Ihr denkt jetzt bestimmt Head & Shoulders, aber NEIN! Schwarzkopf. 😋

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    • Kid

    • It's a beautiful day outside, brids are singing, flowers are blooming, on days like these, kids like you should be burning in hell.

    Shoulders-Memes

    Aktie

    • USA - Corona

    Reporter: "Sorry, Mr. President, we have too few masks."

    Trump: "I've already called ZORRO."

    Reporter: "Mr. President, what's your plan?"

    Trump: "The healthy immediately go to Area 51 and all shops are closed... After 4 weeks we return and normal life continues."

    Reporter: "What should people live on afterwards?"

    Trump: "So, I bought AMAZON shares."

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    • Dusche

    • Frage: Was singt ein Kannibale unter der Dusche?

    Antwort: "head and shoulders, knees and toes".

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    • Prinzessin

    • Just keep me coming to ya, I wanna be, I could be a little princess with da hoodie, Bitch!

    I am going to do nice things in the colorful rainbow to sing along with my unicorn.

    You are good, I am bad... it’s impossible to say that.

    Ayayayay let’s go to a party 🎉

    Nothing can make me happy. I should make my slap pie

    For you, and me too, sayayayay!!

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    • Talent

    • Hello Guys, I’ve just seen that the famous Eurovision Song Contest singer Joana Almeida was on this website and I liked her idea to talk to some random people here about her fabulous talent.

    I’m just amazed by her. I mean Selena Gomez, it’s a big name in the world and I know this. But I also know that it was a long way to be that Selena Gomez. That’s because we should all admire future stars like Joana.

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    • Schuppen

    • In der Werbung von Head & Shoulders. Frau: „Ich wusste gar nicht, dass Sie Schuppen haben.“ Mann: „Ich aber.“

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