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Alabama

    • One, two, three. Turn it up. Big wheels keep on turnin'. Carry me home to see my kin. Singin' songs about the south-land. I miss Alabama once again and I think it's a sin, yes.

    Well, I heard Mister Young sing about her. Well, I heard ol' Neil put her down. Well, I hope Neil Young will remember, A southern man don't need him around anyhow. Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so blue. Sweet home Alabama Lord, I'm comin' home to you.

    In Birmingham, they love the governor (boo-hoo-hoo). Now we all did what we could do. Now Watergate does not bother me. Does your conscience bother you? Tell the truth. Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so blue. Sweet home Alabama (oh yeah) Lord, I'm comin' home to you. Here I come, Alabama. Oh, oh, oh Alabama, oh, oh, oh Alabama, oh, oh, oh Alabama, oh, oh, oh Alabama

    Now Muscle Shoals has got the Swampers And they've been known to pick a song or two (yes they do). Lord, they get me off so much. They pick me up when I'm feelin' blue. Now how about you? Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so blue. Sweet home Alabama Lord, I'm comin' home to you. Sweet home Alabama (oh, sweet home) Where the skies are so blue And the governor's true Sweet home Alabama (Lordy) Lord, I'm comin' home to you, yeah, yeah Montgomery's got the answer.

    Best Lied ever:)👍🏽🥸

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    • Wortspiel

    • What is the difference between an African and an Indian elephant? Just one is an elephant!

    Once there was a terrible king. He was also just 30 cm tall. So he was a bad king, but a great ruler.

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    • Spiderman

    • Bat man or superman SPIDERMAN.

    Wolverine or hulk SPIDERMAN.

    Okay, what is your mother cooking today? SPIDERMAN! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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    • What-Memes

    Computer

    • 4000$. What can YandreDev afford? A new employee, a better computer, modellers... NO! He actually buys a s** doll. RIDICULOUS!

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    • Glühbirne

    • Kunde: "Do you have a four volt, two watt light bulb?"

    Verkäufer: "For what?"

    Kunde: "No, two."

    Verkäufer: "To what..."

    Kunde: "Yes."

    Verkäufer: "No."

    Kunde: "Thank you. Goodbye."

    Verkäufer: "Goodbye."

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    • LGBTQ

    • I've already asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for, but no one could give me a straight answer.

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    • See

    • Der Engländer fragt eine deutsche Person: -"How do you like our big lake?"

    Deutsche Person: "Oh! Schön!"

    Engländer: "What the fuck? I thought that just a lake is!"

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    • Sprichwort

    • German speakingwords in english #5:(deutsch Sprichwörter auf englisch #5:)

    That is jacket like trousers to me. (Das ist Jacke wie Hose für mich.)

    Let the curch in the village. (Lass die Kirche im Dorf.)

    Don‘t paint the devil on the wall. (Mal nicht den Teufel an die Wand.)

    I have thrown an eye on you. (Ich habe ein Auge auf dich geworfen.)

    What must that must. (Was muss das muss.)

    That sets the whole the crown up. (Das setzt dem ganzen die Krone auf.)

    Let it taste to you. (Lass es dir schmecken.)

    Makeing good mine to the bad game. (Gute Miene zum bösen Spiel machen.)

    Have you still them all? (Hast du sie noch alle?)

    You look stupid out of the laundry. (Du schaust dumm aus der Wäsche.)

    You can’t see the forest infront of many trees. (Du siehst den Wald vor lauter Bäumen nicht.)

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    • Voldemort

    • Umbrige: "What do you want Severus?"

    Severus: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort is ugly and then I saw you."

    Umbrige: 😶

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    • Kondom

    • My girlfriend said; "take the condom off."

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    "Why?"

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    "Because yolo"

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    "What does that mean?" I asked.

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    "You only live once"

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    "Well" I said, "if you get pregnant then yoyo."

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    "What's that mean?"

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    "You're on your own."

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    • Aktie

    • USA - Corona

    Reporter: "Sorry, Mr. President, we have too few masks."

    Trump: "I've already called ZORRO."

    Reporter: "Mr. President, what's your plan?"

    Trump: "The healthy immediately go to Area 51 and all shops are closed... After 4 weeks we return and normal life continues."

    Reporter: "What should people live on afterwards?"

    Trump: "So, I bought AMAZON shares."

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