Deutschlehrer: "Achtet bitte auf eure Rechtschreibung!"
Englischlehrer: "Can you say it in English please?"
Mathelehrer: "34 WAS? ÄPFEL, BIRNEN, PFLAUMEN???"
In Germany we don't say: "You can't even here at the first time. We say: "Brauchst du immer eine Extrawurst?"
An SQL-Query enters a bar, approaches two tables and asks: "Can I join you?"
Und wie begrüßen sich zwei Metzger?
"Nice to meat you."
My prof told me a UDP joke, but you might not get it.
Engländer in Deutschland: „Bears are very rare in this land...“ Deutscher: No, you must go nach Bayern. There are Biers in everywhere...”
C++ method parameters be like
&
if you GET the REFERENCE...
Treffen sich zwei englische Schafe. Sagt das eine: „Hi, I’m Wool.“ Sagt das andere: „Are you Schur?“
Why are cookies, called cookies and Bacon called Bacon, when you Cook Bacon and back Cookies?
Auf meinem Grabstein wird mal stehen: "Respawn in 3, 2, 1. Connection lost. You were banned from this real life server."
Roses are Red violets are blue you Looks Like a Monkey Go Back to the Zoo😂
Ein Deutscher und ein Franzose treffen sich. „We say you Germans never have fun.“ „The last time we had fun the Americans had to save you.“
Friend: I think you should stop watching Harry Potter Me: are you sirius? What is ron with you?
All You Need Is Love (and wifi)