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Beliebt

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Rosen sind rot...

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Emergency-Witze

Hose

Was hat eine Hose und ein Flugzeug gemeinsam?

Im Notfall muss beides runter.

Memes

Frosch® #FürPepeDenFrosch

POV: Du hast dich verletzt

Emergency
Phone Not
Installed
Please Do Not
Have An
Emergency At
This Location

Memes

Jetzt weiß ich Bescheid

in case of emergency, hurl your
enormous penis out the nearest
window, and climb to safety.
LTII
Thunde Drangran
d@possibly_damon

Memes

Es ist halt wahr. (Gewissermaßen)

VIA 9GAG.COM
Good Guy Sauron
Good Guy Sauron
Creates Millions of Jobs
Good Guy Sauron
LASANE
COLLANDALE
Moves into an abandoned fortress,
creating a booming industry.
Good Guy Sauron
Brings together 9 random dudes,
united by a single goal,
creating "life" long friendships,
an unbreakable bond.
Good Guy Sauron
Casts invisible spell on his tree house,
hiding his friends from evil Wizard Magneto.
Good Guy Sauron
Makes overpowered ring only answer to him,
so that weak men cant abuse it's power for selfish
reasons.
Good Guy Sauron
Creates communication device,
to keep in touch with far away friends
Good Guy Sauron
Good Guy Sauron
Supports workplace equality,
bind guy promoted to P.A
Good Guy Sauron
Mates horse dies, buys him new pet
Good Guy Sauron
Creates emergency exits.
Good Guy Sauron
Gives out friendship rings.
Has an open door policy.
Good Guy Sauron
warns neighbours if in danger.
Sure, we could remember Sauron was a dick
sometimes
BUT IT IS NOT THIS DAY

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