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Frosch®

If you ever feel useless
remember there are bus
and taxi cars in the movie
where everyone is a car
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WILLSWITCH

Sheldyndrom

Es ist doch eben noch ein kleines bisschen mehr…

Wenn man endlich mit Duolingo
fertig ist und den Mut fasst, mit
Muttersprachlern zu reden:
For your baby.
To eat.
She thinks you want
to eat her baby.

Frosch®

High school chemistry teachers when
a student adds table salt to tap water
without wearing safety goggles
We're all gonna die!

𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫 𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐅𝐚𝐧

I don't belong in a tank
Just kidding, this is awesome!

Team Minecraft

Alle die schonmal auf dem SW-Minecraft Server waren können es nachvollziehen 🥲

Microsoft
STEAM
774
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Juri 🇬🇵

arte
schiggy@schiggykyng⚫ 1T
hey arte wann kommt mal wieder eine tierdoku in
dem zwei elefanten miteinander fiken
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ELEFANTEN
HAUTNAH
Elefanten hautnah - Giganten mit Gefühl -
Die ganze Doku | ARTE
In der zweiteiligen Dokumentation nehmen die

Jakoscha11🇩🇪 #HarryPotter #Ravenclaw🦅

Leider...

Counselor, I'm here
because I don't like myself.
Really?
That's actually
very common.
Oh yeah, lots of people
don't like you here!

Gummibärchen #STAYHARD #THTVOS #rdt10 ⠀

MESSAGES
illuminati
Don't fing move
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What if the air we breathe is really
a drug that makes us see a dazed
version of the world but when
people take real "drugs" and trip
they see the real world and that's
why they're illegal
now

Gummibärchen #STAYHARD #THTVOS #rdt10 ⠀

BIOLOGY
STUDENTS
FROGS
Found by
CleanMemes.com

Gummibärchen #STAYHARD #THTVOS #rdt10 ⠀

Me in the shower waiting for the
hot water
boredpanda.com

Team Minecraft

Friends: Why can't you share mobile hotspot?
Also friends:
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Master Oogway

Subtitles: *farting noise*
Deaf people realizing farting
makes noise:
@badwalkingdead

Goldenretliebhaber🫡🇨🇭#THTVOS

Staubsauger

Guys, who knows what this is?
It's a robot vacuum cleaner. Once you'll
remove a ring, it would clear everything
in 20 meter radius

𝓛𝓲ö𝓷𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓼𝓲𝓶𝓫𝓪#𝕋ℍ𝕋𝕍𝕆𝕊

ROLLTREPPEN KÖNNEN NICHT KAPUTT GEHEN
Ovenin
Man
WENN SIE VORHER SCHON KAPUTT WAREN.

Team Minecraft

Difficulty level
Difficulty level
✰✰✰
Difficulty level
Difficulty level

Anime boy Lè Fránce

So what's your favourite hobby?
Ohh
I like singing and dancing
Stalking
I know

𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫 𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐅𝐚𝐧

Sheldyndrom

(Bin ich der einzige, der die Stimme lebhaft hören kann?)

THIS ONE IS
FOR DEBATE
CHANGE MY MIND
THIS ONE
IS FOR
IDEAS
THIS ONE IS
FOR OPINIONS
THIS ONE IS
FOR FACTS
and that's a fact
And this one is
For Frodo.

Jakoscha11🇩🇪 #HarryPotter #Ravenclaw🦅

Today I learnt that....

STAR TREK
JELLICO
I just found out that
Albert Einstein existed.
My whole life I thought he was
just a theoretical physicist.
Executive Producer
GENE RODDENBERRY

Team Minecraft

GRÖSSENVERGLEICH
REISKORN
DX
KLEINSTER PC
DER WELT
WERBUNG SCHLIESSEN

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