Heartbeat-Witze

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Tesla

Hauptsache, Elon Musk ist zum jüngsten Milliardär aller Zeiten geworden…

The image shows three heart rate monitor displays. The first one shows a normal heartbeat with regular peaks and valleys. The second one displays a straight line, labeled "Deceased heartbeat." The third one shows a chaotic, jagged line, labeled "FAHRVERHALTEN VOM TESLA." The image appears to compare the driving behavior of a Tesla to a chaotic heartbeat, implying it's erratic.

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As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I take a look at my life and realize there's not much left 'Cause I've been blastin' and laughin' so long, that Even my mama thinks that my mind is gone But I ain't never crossed a man that didn't deserve it Me be treated like a punk, you know that's unheard of You better watch how you're talkin', and where you're walkin' Or you and your homies might be lined in cha… Weiterlesen

I've been hearing symphonies Before all I heard was silence A rhapsody for you and me And every melody is timeless Life was stringing me along Then you came and you cut me loose Was solo singing on my own Now I can't find the key without you And now your song is on repeat And I'm dancin' on to your heartbeat And when you're gone, I feel incomplete So if you want the truth I just wanna be part of your symphony Will yo… Weiterlesen