
Doing-Witze
How are you doing?
Wie lernt ein Känguru springen? - Learning by doing, doing.
Wie reagieren verschiedene Nationalitäten, wenn ihre Freundin fremd geht und erwischt wird?
Italiener: "Wasse maken du du ass***ch, ich töten deine Familia. Mafiosi stronzo schema!"
Russe: "Idiiii nachuuiii bleeeeeeaaat. Buff buff" (Knarren Geräusch) und Frauen Geschrei.
Araber: "****** Akbar boooooooooooom!"
Amerikaner: "Whaaaaaaat daaaaa **** you doing bia*ch... Ratatata" (AK47 Sound)
Mexikaner: Freundin und Fremdgeher's abgeschnittener Kopf wird im Schuhkarton verpackt.
Asiate: "Wa Ha Chi pong" (Karate Geräusch)
Deutscher: "Mensch Carmen", so geht das nicht. Lass uns noch mal darüber reden. Ich bin enttäuscht von dir.
If you ask Rick Astley for his copy of the movie Up, he cannot give it to you, as he will never give you Up. However, in doing so, he lets you down. Thus creating the Astley Paradox.
muss Hausaufgaben machen.
Habt ihr alles gemacht?
Du...
"Was machst du heute?"
"Nichts."
"Aber das hast du doch gestern schon gemacht!?"
"Bin nicht fertig geworden!"
Du
Du!
Aaa, don’t look! I mean, 😢 lol 😂
Oh yeah yeah, hey 👋 ywwii Aaa, you guys are doing good 😊
I LOVE TOUCHING TIPS ON ORIGINS
😄
Ich fühle es 💀
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Hey guys can I get some support? Tw btw (venting and topic about sa) About 41 days ago, my friend of 4 years groomed me. It was really bad, and it's stuck with me and inflicted trauma on me. I am really upset about it. I won't add too much details in what he did. I told some of my friends, and posted some screenshots in wje. I have decided with my friends that we are going to call him out, and tell were he goes to c… Weiterlesen
Hihhihiii Guys!! Im doing somehting im very proud of and have been working awfully hard on and I want to share with you guys =D! My freind sara and I were tlaking on night, well i was ranting about how my freind was dismissing an important issue, and then started to ignore me. And i realized so many people ignore that issue. So Sara and I decied that were going to try and go on social media platforms, and spread awa… Weiterlesen
Es gibt auf tiktok so ein schönes Lied. Kennt ihr es? Es erinnert mich an meine Familie und die Zeit vor der Pandemie.
"And I feel something so right Doing the wrong thing And I feel something so wrong Doing the right thing I couldn't lie, couldn′t lie, couldn′t lie Everything that kills me makes me feel alive
Lately, I've been, I′ve been losing sleep Dreaming about the things that we could be And, baby, I've been, I′ve been praying hard Said, "No more counting dollars, we'll be counting stars"









