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Rest In Peace Humphrey, A tribute.

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Back in October Humphrey passed away, and I only just finished making this in memory of her. It was incredibly difficult to do, seeing her videos from the past made it very hard for me to edit and put together, so I did little bits every few days. I really miss her, and it was 5 years ago today that I bought her from the pet store, so that hurts even more. I hope you guys "like" what I've put together for her, and mainly for me to see how much we did together. Thank you for watching, and if you've read this, Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

English: German, how do you call this? *shows 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 flag*

German: Hmm... that's the Land of the Schotten... so I'll call it Schottland!

English: Okay. How do you call this? *shows 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 flag*

German: Well, that's the land of the English guys, so I will call it England!

English: Great! So how do you call this? *shows 🇫🇷 flag* Let me guess. Frankland? Because it's the land of the France guys, right?

German: Well, it's not a land, it's a Reich! So it's Frankreich!

English: *confused* Okay...? But how do you call this? *shows 🇮🇹 flag* Italiland?

German: No, it's—

English: Ahhh, I got it. Italireich!

German: No. It's...

English: WHAT? WHAT ELSE COULD IT BE?!!?

German: It's... Italien.

English: *gets Crashout*

Alle Kinder spielen Fortnite, nur nicht Fritz, der hat den Fall Guys Battle Pass.

"I just shit out my ash." Booted up my PC cause I need, need To get the Fall Guys Battle Pass.

I like Fall Guys, did I mention Fall Guys? I like Fall Guys, it's nighttime.

You guys probably can't read this, so I'm gonna write some bullcrap on here and uh good luck. 😁

Cocoa headline life, ask DJ, okay? Do you like chicky nuggies dipped in greek yoghurt with dirt? I do and it tastes amazing! 😂

Sakura: Ich kann endlich mit den 2 es aufnehmen!

Die 2: “Die Random Guys aus Naruto“

Aaa, don’t look! I mean, 😢 lol 😂

Oh yeah yeah, hey 👋 ywwii Aaa, you guys are doing good 😊

Traurig, dass man jetzt jedem eine Klarstellung machen muss. Also, als erstes: Das mit dem Morgenchat war ich nicht.

2. Manuel Lina ist 10.

3. Alex, hast du nicht das mit der BH-Größe und so gemacht.

4. Manuel, fick dich ins Knie.

5. Feministen sind Menschen, die sich für Frauenrechte einsetzen, was du meintest war lesbisch.

Niklas und Julian sind schwul :)

Süße Jungsnamen:

Norbert. Robin. Jona. Uwe.

Hendrik ist der beste und coolste Junge der Welt, ey! Jetzt Elias auch!

Dieser Moment, wenn man realisiert, dass die Jungs aus deiner Klasse auch irgendwann einen Bart bekommen/haben werden.

Man gewöhnt sich halt daran, sie ohne Bart zu sehen. Manche Jungs aus meiner Klasse bekommen langsam einen Bart. Ist ja auch nochmal, also nicht böse gemeint, xD.

Wir, meine Freunde und ich, haben uns immer früher, so 7. Klasse, 8. Klasse, vorgestellt, wie die Jungs aus der Klasse mit Bart aussehen würden, xD.

Sup guys, can we get some Primes! Eyyyyyyy!

Was steht auf dem Grabstein eines Fall Guys?

Da ist er wohl gefallen!

"Hallo guys", sagt Herr.

I have a joke on timetravel, but you guys didn‘t like it, so I wanted to post a joke on dark matter, but you won‘t be able to see it. Unfortunately, my joke on black hole really sucks. I‘d also have a joke on quantum physics, but you wouldn‘t get it. So finally, I could offer a joke on Edison, but it is copied.

Hello Guys, I’ve just seen that the famous Eurovision Song Contest singer Joana Almeida was on this website and I liked her idea to talk to some random people here about her fabulous talent.

I’m just amazed by her. I mean Selena Gomez, it’s a big name in the world and I know this. But I also know that it was a long way to be that Selena Gomez. That’s because we should all admire future stars like Joana.