Guys

Guys-Witze

Zeitreise

    • I have a joke on timetravel, but you guys didn‘t like it, so I wanted to post a joke on dark matter, but you won‘t be able to see it. Unfortunately, my joke on black hole really sucks. I‘d also have a joke on quantum physics, but you wouldn‘t get it. So finally, I could offer a joke on Edison, but it is copied.

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    • Land

    • English: German, how do you call this? *shows 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 flag*

    German: Hmm... that's the Land of the Schotten... so I'll call it Schottland!

    English: Okay. How do you call this? *shows 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 flag*

    German: Well, that's the land of the English guys, so I will call it England!

    English: Great! So how do you call this? *shows 🇫🇷 flag* Let me guess. Frankland? Because it's the land of the France guys, right?

    German: Well, it's not a land, it's a Reich! So it's Frankreich!

    English: *confused* Okay...? But how do you call this? *shows 🇮🇹 flag* Italiland?

    German: No, it's—

    English: Ahhh, I got it. Italireich!

    German: No. It's...

    English: WHAT? WHAT ELSE COULD IT BE?!!?

    German: It's... Italien.

    English: *gets Crashout*

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    • Fortnite

    • Alle Kinder spielen Fortnite, nur nicht Fritz, der hat den Fall Guys Battle Pass.

    "I just shit out my ash." Booted up my PC cause I need, need To get the Fall Guys Battle Pass.

    I like Fall Guys, did I mention Fall Guys? I like Fall Guys, it's nighttime.

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    • Lol

    • Aaa, don’t look! I mean, 😢 lol 😂

    Oh yeah yeah, hey 👋 ywwii Aaa, you guys are doing good 😊

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    • Guys-Memes

    Talent

    • Hello Guys, I’ve just seen that the famous Eurovision Song Contest singer Joana Almeida was on this website and I liked her idea to talk to some random people here about her fabulous talent.

    I’m just amazed by her. I mean Selena Gomez, it’s a big name in the world and I know this. But I also know that it was a long way to be that Selena Gomez. That’s because we should all admire future stars like Joana.

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    • Life

    • You guys probably can't read this, so I'm gonna write some bullcrap on here and uh good luck. 😁

    Cocoa headline life, ask DJ, okay? Do you like chicky nuggies dipped in greek yoghurt with dirt? I do and it tastes amazing! 😂

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    • Ruhe

    • Rest In Peace Humphrey, A tribute.

    Bearded-Dragon Care 1540 Abonnenten

    Back in October Humphrey passed away, and I only just finished making this in memory of her. It was incredibly difficult to do, seeing her videos from the past made it very hard for me to edit and put together, so I did little bits every few days. I really miss her, and it was 5 years ago today that I bought her from the pet store, so that hurts even more. I hope you guys "like" what I've put together for her, and mainly for me to see how much we did together. Thank you for watching, and if you've read this, Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

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    • Übernachtung

    • SOOO Leute, heute mal kein Witz, sondern eine Übernachtung mit SW::: (hab ich irgendwie von bzh). bzh: sucht Internet und zeichnet alles voll. Slay girl: frisst sich voll. Anime boy: springt rum, verprügelt alle. Aelin: lernt oder so. Colin: Colin?...?Colin? COLIIIN??? Robin: Schläft schon die ganze Zeit. Kleblatt: telefoniert stundenlang mit random Personen. Voldrun Norixius: macht Sport. Und das war's schon. Part 2??? bei über 10 Likes

    Dicksein

    • Mädchen, wenn man sagt, dass man dick ist: „Nein, du bist überhaupt nicht dick!“

    Jungs, wenn man sagt, dass man dick ist: „Bro, ich kenne 5 Dicke und du bist 4 davon.“

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    • User

    • Eigenschaften oder Sachen von bestimmten Usern:

    1. 1bzh: ist überall und gleichzeitig nirgendwo.

    2. Slay Girl kann einen so überwältigen mit allem, dass die Person nichts dagegen machen kann.

    3. Katzi (Savvan Mädchen) kommt im Chat rein und tut so, als ob sie schon die ganze Zeit da ist. Das gleiche gilt irgendwie für Pepe.

    4. Voldrun Norixius macht die besten Memes aller Zeiten. Ohne seine Memes wäre der SW Meme-Bereich verloren.

    5. Immer dieser Typ, den niemand kennt und trotzdem immer da ist (finde ich). Z.B. Ella...

    6. Husky ist jede Sekunde on, nur nicht, wenn ich on bin -_-

    Part 2?

    Beruf

    • ",,Bei meinem Beruf treffe ich viele Leute!" - Frank, 29, Schütze bei der Bundeswehr

    ",Jenny, wie kannst du nur mit 14 schwanger sein?" - Monie, 28, Jennys Mutter

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    • Guys-Memes

    Community-Talk

    Community