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I have a joke on timetravel, but you guys didn‘t like it, so I wanted to post a joke on dark matter, but you won‘t be able to see it. Unfortunately, my joke on black hole really sucks. I‘d also have a joke on quantum physics, but you wouldn‘t get it. So finally, I could offer a joke on Edison, but it is copied.

English: German, how do you call this? *shows 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 flag*

German: Hmm... that's the Land of the Schotten... so I'll call it Schottland!

English: Okay. How do you call this? *shows 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 flag*

German: Well, that's the land of the English guys, so I will call it England!

English: Great! So how do you call this? *shows 🇫🇷 flag* Let me guess. Frankland? Because it's the land of the France guys, right?

German: Well, it's not a land, it's a Reich! So it's Frankreich!

English: *confused* Okay...? But how do you call this? *shows 🇮🇹 flag* Italiland?

German: No, it's—

English: Ahhh, I got it. Italireich!

German: No. It's...

English: WHAT? WHAT ELSE COULD IT BE?!!?

German: It's... Italien.

English: *gets Crashout*

Alle Kinder spielen Fortnite, nur nicht Fritz, der hat den Fall Guys Battle Pass.

"I just shit out my ash." Booted up my PC cause I need, need To get the Fall Guys Battle Pass.

I like Fall Guys, did I mention Fall Guys? I like Fall Guys, it's nighttime.

Aaa, don’t look! I mean, 😢 lol 😂

Oh yeah yeah, hey 👋 ywwii Aaa, you guys are doing good 😊

Sakura: Ich kann endlich mit den 2 es aufnehmen!

Die 2: “Die Random Guys aus Naruto“

Was steht auf dem Grabstein eines Fall Guys?

Da ist er wohl gefallen!

Hello Guys, I’ve just seen that the famous Eurovision Song Contest singer Joana Almeida was on this website and I liked her idea to talk to some random people here about her fabulous talent.

I’m just amazed by her. I mean Selena Gomez, it’s a big name in the world and I know this. But I also know that it was a long way to be that Selena Gomez. That’s because we should all admire future stars like Joana.

Sup guys, can we get some Primes! Eyyyyyyy!

You guys probably can't read this, so I'm gonna write some bullcrap on here and uh good luck. 😁

Cocoa headline life, ask DJ, okay? Do you like chicky nuggies dipped in greek yoghurt with dirt? I do and it tastes amazing! 😂

Rest In Peace Humphrey, A tribute.

Bearded-Dragon Care 1540 Abonnenten

Back in October Humphrey passed away, and I only just finished making this in memory of her. It was incredibly difficult to do, seeing her videos from the past made it very hard for me to edit and put together, so I did little bits every few days. I really miss her, and it was 5 years ago today that I bought her from the pet store, so that hurts even more. I hope you guys "like" what I've put together for her, and mainly for me to see how much we did together. Thank you for watching, and if you've read this, Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

"Hallo guys", sagt Herr.

"Ich muss laden."

- Klaus (56), LKW-Fahrer

- Chantal (13), hat kaum noch Akku

- Simon (34), Scharfschütze

- Kevin (18), geht einkaufen

"So schön hier. Bei so einem Hobby trifft man lauter nette Menschen." - Tobias, 28, leidenschaftlicher Bogenschütze.

Die 5 Geheimnisse einer funktionierenden Beziehung!

1. Es ist wichtig, einen Mann zu finden, der im Haushalt hilft, der von Zeit zu Zeit kocht, aufräumt und noch einen Job hat.

2. Es ist wichtig, einen Mann zu finden, der dich zum Lachen bringt.

3. Es ist wichtig, einen Mann zu finden, auf den man sich verlassen kann und der nicht lügt.

4. Es ist wichtig, einen Mann zu finden, der gut im Bett ist und gerne Sex mit dir hat.

5. Es ist GANZ WICHTIG, dass sich diese 4 Männer NICHT kennen.

Jonas

Kakashi: Sharingan. Sasuke: Sharingan. Madara: Sharingan. Obito: Sharingan. Itachi: Sharingan. Shisui: Sharingan. Und Naruto: Augen.