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Ed Sheeran hat etwas geschafft, was ich selten gesehen habe: dass die Leute nach einem Event auf Schalke glücklich aus dem Stadion nach Hause gegangen sind – Toni Kroos.

Auf der Bühne:

Willi: „Schaut euch das an, meine Damen und Herren. Hier habe ich einen ganzen Eimer Erbrochenes...“

Ein riesiges Dankeschön an alle, die hier so fleißig mitgewürgt haben!

Die Jury nach meiner Aufführung: „Am Anfang war’s noch nicht so gut, aber dann wurde es noch schlechter.“

Now I sing a Song four you, four you, and four dubble you!

Hallo, ich will fragen, was ihr von diesem Video haltet? Es ist ein Auftritt von 3 jungen Frauen (Natalie, Liza und Elisa). Es ist zwar nicht auf Deutsch, aber ich glaube, das ist trotzdem okay, denn die Personen in dem Video singen ja auf Englisch. Ich finde, dass Liza am besten singt, aber die anderen singen auch schön. Liza singt aber auch am besten, weil sie beim Junior Eurovision Song Contest mitgemacht hat und deshalb Erfahrung in diesem Thema hat. Wie findet ihr das Lied und den Auftritt? (Ihr müsst das Video nicht zu Ende schauen, denn es ist nicht auf Deutsch.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFH39cyVt-M

Dancing is like sex. The first time you try, you are nervous, but it"s still the best thing you"ve ever tried. The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you"ll learn to enjoy it.

So if you love sex, you will like dancing.

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Meine Tante hat angefangen, als menschliche Kanone im Zirkus zu arbeiten.

Sie war sich nie sicher, ob sie ihren Job auch gut mache, bis sie gefeuert wurde.

Wie heißt ein rennender Komiker? Running Gag!

Portugal 🇵🇹 - Joana Almeida - Vem Comigo (Come With Me) - LIVE - Junior Eurovision 2019

Kopiert es und fügt es ins Internet ein. Viel Spaß beim Video- glotzen!

JESC 2019: Share the Joy Lyrics with singers.

Melani Garcia: I’ve got these butterflies, my body keeps on holding, because they going wild when i’m excited everyday.

Erin Mai: And I love every feeling, that life brings cause i’m living so free, yeah. I feel free.

Liza Misnikova: When I’m dreaming yeah please don’t ever wake me, because i’m living from the love given to me!

Jordan Anthony: Whether from my Mother, my sisters or my brothers. Feel free. So free!

Karina Ignatyan: When you ever need somebody, I got you. Maybe i’m young, but I know what to do!

Sophia Ivanko: Not every day the greatest, yes it is true, but when you put your mind to it, you get truth!

Refrain: Just wanna share, Share the joy, Share the joy! Share the joy!

Anna Kearney: Not every day the greatest, yes its true, but when you put your mind to it, you can do!

Refrain

Joana Almeida: It happen soon I feel it, there’s honestly no secret. Trust me, yeah!, you see!

You can watch these great song at YouTube! Than write me a comment. Thanks!

DSDS ..........................

Deine Performance gleicht die einer Piss-Primel.

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15. Russia Tatjana Mezhentseva and Denberel Oorzhak.

Tatjana and Denberel had a very good audition with cool Leds on the stage. The song was a bit strange, but have a great message and fits the stage well. But I felt, something was missing on the stage, of course there were any dancers and bigger special effects. Tatjana has a beautiful voice, but Denberels voice isnt perfect and maybe a bit powerless. Sorry Russia!

14. Albania Isea Cili Mikja ime Femijeri.

The stage was really colourful and the many leds give it a unique and also magic sense of style. Her song was very emotional and catches everyone with the pretty emotional refrain. But I fell, something was missing in the song. It was really beautiful, but not powerful enough to make it to a big contender. Iseas Voice was very good, but I know that song show not all what she can.

13. Malta Eliana Gomez Blanco We are more.

Her Vocals and Voice were not really great. Her song was also a bit strange and not very interesting. The stage had great leds that perfectly fits her emotional song, but something special was missing on it. I know she wasnt bad, but not good enough.

12. Serbia Darija Vracevic Podigni Glas.

The song is really powerful and have the perfect emotion in it. The stage was pretty with the many leds and special effects that suits the song very much. Her vocals were fantastic and she have a great strong voice. But her outfit can be a bit better.

You can watch all the songs on YouTube. Please a Dislike when you like it.