Harry: "Gryffindor!"
Draco: "Slytherin!"
Umbridge: "Askaban!!!" 😄😆
Dumbledore zu Snape: "Sie müssen mich töten, Severus!"
Snape: "Soll ich es jetzt gleich erledigen? Oder benötigen Sie noch etwas Zeit, um einen Grabspruch zu verfassen?" 😂😂😂😂
Jingle bells, Dudle smells, Umbridge goes away. Malfoy's hot, Voldy's not, Hogwarts all the way! Hey!
Dumbledore und Snape.
Snape: "Voldemort ist dort, ich weiß es..." Dumbledore: "Bist du Sirius?" Snape: "Nein, ich bin Snape!"
Other names for the Harry Potter movies:
Harry Potter and the time I thought it was Snape.
Harry Potter and the time I thought it was Draco.
Harry Potter and the time I thought it was Sirius.
Harry Potter and the time I thought it was Karkarof.
Harry Potter and the time everyone knew it was Umbridge.
Harry Potter and the time it was actually Draco.
Harry Potter and the time it was Dumbledore all along.
Me when I saw a Harry Potter Movie:
1% That was a great Movie!
99% I WANNA BE A FUCKING WIZARD!!!!!!
Mein Name ist Bond James Bond
Mein Name ist Malfoy Draco Malfoy
Voldemort: "Someone tell me a joke." Harry: "The Deathly Hallows." Voldemort: "I don't get it." Harry: "Exactly."
Hagrid: „You are a wizard, Harry! Harry: „You are a hairy wizard!“
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