Jakoscha11🇩🇪 #HarryPotter #Ravenclaw🦅

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Registriert am 21.10.2021 · 68 Follower

Alter griechischer Witz: ------------------------------------- Wird ein Geiziger gefragt wieso er nur Oliven esse. Als Antwort gab er: "Nun ja, Oliven sind praktisch. Das Fleisch esse ich, die Kerne habe ich zum Feuerholz und wenn ich mir nach dem Essen durch die Haare fahre, spare ich mir das Haaröl!"

Im Korea Krieg... Kontext in den Kommentaren

Just die!
And Me
got China!
J
No! I have
Amerika!
T.
Eat Stick
of Sowjet! Bonk!
Why
are you
Fun!2
Pusan
Seems
like
one of my idiot
allys needs help!
Don't worry Japan!
I'm
Korea
Yeah
Fight
Help!
Somebody!
Here
come!
Yeah!
Airplane China goes
brrrr!
Xixixi
م هههه
[swears
in korean]
Wait... Brrrrr!
China!! drops.
Hellnah; bomb
Good bye!
America!
No!
This
not
good

why Germany
need to pay
ganze Nato?
America!
America!
whats da
Problem Indid?
I'll never
Know?
Oder?
J
So
Yes Yes.
So?
India is
on
clay! Help!
Me not
India!
Me Pakistan
Don't worry
my irrelevant
ally! America
will help you!
Get down
This clay
No
well
then
og
Haha!
Got ya!
HorlFscr...
America you
ball!
Ο
Thanks America!
But how..?
Pute Oxyger
Охуден
Not good
for snoggy
India!
And now away
India, my
unimportant
ally!

Tee-Verhältnis...

Teatime!
Ich also
Here is my
prepared
teal
should macheng
T
adow
w we just
add milk!
Now
I cat...
J
GERMANY!
You Rascal!
Germany
wff?
2

Hach ja... Deutscher Kampfsport

En Garde!
Fencing true
narcidy
marcia arts!
馬鹿な!
Japanese Sumo
Arue marcial
arts
Merdo! Oh no!
T
Only
なんて
boxing! >= !
T
Amateure!
German
Blitzkrieg is only
real Kampf sport!
ampt
Kurwa!
J

Lego all over the field!

Ich is going to raise millitary buget to 100 billions
Needs to protekt Europ
LEGO
and Ich is going to halp my neighbors
try invade now

You know Denmark when ya
speak ye kinda sound like ye
choking on a potato
What?! das
ridicolous!
My beautiful languag is hundred
of years old and is quite pure,
aint no way a potato can replicate
that!
Mmph!
Eukg uhjkrrrk i c-
chokkring
Hek help krrph
Oh so yuo
know bit of
danish?
T
Hey no needt to
get political
gast
Clink
Æugkhtr æårkt
T
What the helv ist
wrong with yuø
Arktr krrrr
Т
3
DONT bring my
mother into dis
Yuo know wȧat? be a
jærk just not when im
here
Hope yuo choke to
dead on potato
SLAM

Neuer Mode-Trend!

The Next Day
Social experiment 27...
Success.

Ohw this amount of money...

...a bandit?
wow. reeaal scary...
awww...
yeah, whatever. try
again next year, Zorro
*chomp*
*chew*
pretty good, pretty good
costume could be scarier though
what costume?
wait, what day is it?
yeaahh... i'm just gonna
pretend you didn't say that
*crunch*
*crack*
Jesus Christ, Dad, I said no!
Yeah, in my 1760s...
But I thought you were
afraid of this?
Oh my God, it's like you
don't even know me!
I just want you to
be happy, son.
LAAAAAAAAAMMMEEE
*ahem* Amerika?
GODDAMNIT, ISN'T ANYONE
SCARY THIS YEAR!!!
Halloween is ruined!
Whaddya want!?
what's this?
result?
du result is in
Palent: United States of America
Age: 240 years
Sex: No thanks
of test
boo
DIAGNOSIS:
DIABETES TYPE II
SWEET JESÚS FUCK!!
"haagh
*haaggh*
th... this isn't... you "phew*
can't scare me wit―
m
also insurance
ist not cover
AAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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AAAAAA
AAAAAA
AAA
AAAA
AAA
AAAA
ΛΑ
Costs
Patient: United States of America
Age: 240 years
Sex: No thanks
DIAGNOSIS:
DIABETES TYPE II
Diagnosis-$10000
Hospital Visit-$23000
Insulin-$4000
Other medication-$6000
Tax-$700
Misc-$5000
AAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAA
Insurance Status: Not Covered
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AAAAA
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AAAAA

Made in Germany!

THIS IS A GTA!
GIT DA FUQ OUT OFF
DA RIDE BITCH!!!1
GU10
TAG
Don't make me turn
this into a murder fool
#
AAA
AAAAAA
KUUUUU
www
wwwwwAAAAAAAAA
Po
O kurwa Niemcy!
We is naow stranded
and cannot go home
Don't worri Polen
Das auto ist protected with
süpperior anti-theft system |
auf true Deutsche qualität!
WAT
DA
FQ
Whatever man yo ride
was broken to begin with
#
EUROPOL, YUO IS
UNDER ARREST!
???

S'up Thailand. I wanna broaden my horizons,
So teach me Chinese.
Ok, Do you want 1 lesson for 70USD or
10 lessons for 650USD?
I don't wanna broaden my
horizons too much, 1 class.
Wŏ, Wŏ, WŎ, WŎ, WŎ.
Nĭ, Nĭ, Nĭ, Nĭ, Nĭ.
Then lets start learning now.
我
Wŏ
This is Wŏ, It means 'me'.
Please of repeatings it five times.
你
ΝΤ
This is Nĭ, It means 'You'.
Please repeatings it another five times.
Good job America, !
What does that mean?
Its how we encourage people in
Chinese, it literally means 'Add Oil'
> *Clatter*
This is the second best fuckin
language ever, sign me up for
10 more classes.
?
?
?

AMERICA'S BACK

ALLAHU AKBAR! IS TIME
TO OF BE SUICIDE BOMB
INFIDELS! DIE KAFIRS!!!!!
Neeeiinnnn!!! How kould ve
not seeing this koming?
Someone please
Why is attaque de terroriste
always target us three?
help us!
C
Don't worry my useless
allies. I'm here to rescue
you from terrorisman!
Ich kan't nicht
believe it.....
HURRAYYYY!!!!!!
AMERIKKKA IS BACK!
That's right folks....
M
AMERICA'S BACK!
www.

America, why is yuo so
homophobic?
America, why is yuo so gay?
wtf US of A
of
karam
why ru
geh?

Sigh... is very stressful not do job. J'ai need of
vacances. But am already live in Paris, most
beautéful city in all of world. How can possible
to rélaxion anywhere other?
But of course! Can just going to shit
place and spend vacances feel avec
smug superior to worse city!
Un ticket for Fish Stink
Boston s'il vous plaît!
EN GRÈVE!
STRIKE!
EN GRÈVE!
STRIKE!
Faroe Aero
"cheap 'n' subsidized™"
One reasonably-priced flight later
*Gaspe!*
00
Wadda fack ya think ya
doin'?! Tryin' ta cross the
fackin' street heah!
Get outta tha road! Some
us got places ta be!
Hey asshole! Ya got
tha fackin' light! GO!
*HONK!*
*click*
*HONK!*
*HONK!*
I don't wanna go to
the aht museum!
please
give
Well too bad. Ya
gettin' cultchad!
Ya goddamn kids, stahp desecratin'
tha fackin' terrorism memahrial!
Excuse me sir. I
just need a few
dollars to buy
lunch. Sir, excuse
me. Just a dollar.
00
Is... unbelievable.
C'est just like home!

Bisschen spät, ik.

$It's of official, Germoney is of out of the World Cup Qualification in 2022. Defeated by a Fake Greek! Big upset for Germoney, big win for con-artist Macedonia! GER MKD 1 2 Wow Germoney, I canno believe yuo keep yuor cool and not fuck kill me for losing to underdoggie! Must be tough to miss out of the world cup in....\ ..QATAR! FIFA $ QATAR 2022 4 WHIP! PFFFFBB.. 5555 PFFFFFB8B... Ich lost on purpose so ich won't go to Arab-shithole land to play futball in hot scortching sun in stadium built by slaves.$

A Little Known Fact:
Switzerland is Germany on steroids.
Sorry, I'm pacifism. Only zing I can
do is gibing you humanitarian aid.
Sorry, I'm neutrality. Only zing I can
do is taking care of your money.
€
SF
ITALIEN! Meeting was suppose to
be 13:00! Now is 13:05! I am give
you written warning for zis!
ITALIEN! Meeting was suppose to
be 13:00! Now is 13:00:05! I am
fire you for zis!
ACHTUNG!
FUN
only allowed Mo Sa, 19-22 Uhr
ACHTUNG!
FUN
strictly verboten at all times!
Hallo, Nachbar! I am notice zat your hedge is
not trimmed proper. Plise change zis soon or
it will shed a bad light on ze neighbourhood.
Grüezi, Nachbar! I am notice zat your
hedge is not trimmed proper. Plise change
zis immediately or I will call ze police.

I'm repeating, Canadians, you're weird. But also effective!

I've been feeling kinda
down lately, eh?-
What? no-
D-depress!?!
Click
BANG
& MeDicAlly Assistance Ind
UnIMPortant
INFO
another happy
customer eh
FREL

Canadians, you're weird!

Eh yo pops, I'm handicapped
and my house ain't accessible
no more. Can you help?
Kill yourself.
Yo dad you gotta help me out.
I need some assistance with
my mental health.
Kill yourself.
I'm poor.
Kill yourself.
++
Kill yourself.
P

Hehe😇

Spanien und England in Amerika, dann fast alle in Afrika... Ja, kommt hin.

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