Schönheit durch Leid?

Alright, buddy, let me break this down for you, since you clearly can't figure it out yourself. You see, you are a classic case of a moron who can't grasp the meaning of a proverb. You think that if you hurt yourself, you will become beautiful? What kind of logic is that? The phrase "Wer schön sein will, muss leiden" is usually used for stuff like beauty routines, like shaving or plucking eyebrows. You're not supposed to take it literally and start beating yourself up! You are a sad case. You need to go back to school.