Bill Gates passes the prototype of a "mind-reading-toilet" to Donald Trump so he can rule america without circumstances. Trump examines the latest thing an pisses. The "mind-read-loo" autamtically twitters: "I piss on China". Trump is exited and farts: the "mind-read-loo" sends automatcally e-mails to built a great wall and sends Mexico instantly the bills. He shits and a computer generated voice says: "Mr. President. You entered the password "THE_GREATEST_BULLSHIT_EVER!" to N.O.R.A.D. The nuclear intercontinental ballistic missiles start in 3...2...1...launch.... Tank you for using the "mind-read-loo" and have a nice day.
Deine Mutter bestellt sich immer zweimal All-you-can-eat.
Why can't Java developer see anything? Because they can't C#.
Deine Mudda schiebt sich 'nen Ventilator in den Arsch, springt aus dem Fenster und singt: "I believe I can fly!"
Deine Mutter sieht sich bei "All you can eat" die Menükarte an und sagt zum Kellner: "OK!"
An SQL-Query enters a bar, approaches two tables and asks: "Can I join you?"