The review humorously describes a fictional and exaggerated story about a converted atomic bunker in a school. Here’s the translation:
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The atomic bunker, which was converted decades ago into a nationwide-known institution for depressive smart-alecks, aka a high school, is characterized by its smell, which, according to rumors, originates from failed experiments on students who later rotted in Hall J. In dungeons, accessible only to select teachers, super-students are bred through the excessive administration of Ritalin and dictionaries, designed to secure top places in school olympiads. Failure results in a process where the said student’s limbs are severed and personally added by the cafeteria chef to the canteen meals.
The restroom on the ground floor is known as a hub for various weapon systems, supposedly ensuring teachers’ retirement income as a side job. The fact that secure investments like online casinos are not covered in economics classes is negative and results in the deduction of one star in the rating.
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This is clearly a satirical and exaggerated critique, not meant to be taken seriously!
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The review humorously describes a fictional and exaggerated story about a converted atomic bunker in a school. Here’s the translation:
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The atomic bunker, which was converted decades ago into a nationwide-known institution for depressive smart-alecks, aka a high school, is characterized by its smell, which, according to rumors, originates from failed experiments on students who later rotted in Hall J. In dungeons, accessible only to select teachers, super-students are bred through the excessive administration of Ritalin and dictionaries, designed to secure top places in school olympiads. Failure results in a process where the said student’s limbs are severed and personally added by the cafeteria chef to the canteen meals.
The restroom on the ground floor is known as a hub for various weapon systems, supposedly ensuring teachers’ retirement income as a side job. The fact that secure investments like online casinos are not covered in economics classes is negative and results in the deduction of one star in the rating.
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This is clearly a satirical and exaggerated critique, not meant to be taken seriously!
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