Denglisch

Ein Gedicht von Horst Rehmann

Wer ständig fremde Worte wählt, und englisch zwischen deutsches quält, wer thank you sagt, statt Dankeschön, und nur let ́s go, nicht las uns geh ́n , wer happy sagt und glücklich meint, und sunshine, wenn die Sonne scheint, wer shopping sagt, bei jedem Kauf, und jogging nennt, den Dauerlauf, wer cool sagt und meint, dass ist toll, und sorry sagt, mit leichtem Groll, wer Show ́s abzieht und sich verneigt, beim Duschen hot schreit, anstatt schweigt, wer solch ein “Denglisch“ laufend spricht, dem sagt man kess ins Angesicht: „Weißt nicht, du armer Chauvinist, wie schön die deutsche Sprache ist !“.

Where there's a will, there's a way, kind of beautiful And every night has its day, so magical And if there's love in this life, there's no obstacle That can't be defeated

For every tyrant, a tear for the vulnerable In every lost soul, the bones of a miracle For every dreamer, a dream, we're unstoppable With something to believe in

Monday left me broken Tuesday, I was through with hoping Wednesday, my empty arms we… Weiterlesen

me: eating ing: but im full full: no im full no: ok ok: what hat: thanks thanks: yes?

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Waiting for Love"

Where there's a will, there's a way, kind of beautiful And every night has its day, so magical And if there's love in this life, there's no obstacle That can't be defeated For every tyrant, a tear for the vulnerable In every lost soul, the bones of a miracle For every dreamer, a dream, we're unstoppable With something to believe in Monday left me broken Tuesday, I was through with hoping Wednesd… Weiterlesen

Ein schöner Text

Where there's a will, there's a way, kind of beautiful And every night has its day, so magical And if there's love in this life, there's no obstacle That can't be defeated For every tyrant, a tear for the vulnerable In every lost soul, the bones of a miracle For every dreamer, a dream, we're unstoppable With something to believe in Monday left me broken Tuesday, I was through with hoping Wednesday, … Weiterlesen

Hello, i just want to say sorry for those who insulted you guys. yes i know i shouldnt be the one whos apologizing but please let me say sorry for them even tho they dont want me to say so. i am deeply sorry of how my friends behaved. as far as i know they just started being mean and shit,and i am really sorry for what they said and what they did to you guys.

if you guys want peace, please dont ever come back on the WJE site. i may sound like i am on their side but no. i just dont want you guys to argue anymore. so please for ur own peace dont comeback on WJE. thank you, i really hope you guys will listen to what i say.

@¥Guitar_Cat¥ ive seen what you said on the american website ( worstjokesever.com ) and wanted to say about this website not going to lie its really chill and peaceful not many assholes but there are always a few but less than the american version. and thanks for giving my account a follow and i gave yours one aswell.

Morgen leute, ich kann mich nicht entscheiden welche Profilbilder ich hier, bei WhatsApp und Signal nehmen soll. Könnt ihr vielleicht sagen eelche ihr eo nehmen würdet? Thanks