"Everything has beauty,but not everyone sees it."
Meintest du: Kashoot is used almost exclusively in the phrase "in Kashoots," which means "in an alliance or partnership." In most contexts, it describes the conspiring activity of people up to no good.
Cahoot is used almost exclusively in the phrase "in cahoots," which means "in an alliance or partnership." In most contexts, it describes the conspiring activity of people up to no good.
Rest In Peace Humphrey, A tribute
Bearded-Dragon Care 1540 Abonnenten Back in October Humphrey passed away, and I only just finished making this in memory of her. It was incredibly difficult to do, seeing her videos from the past made it very hard for me to edit and put together so I did little bits every few days. I really miss her, and it was 5 years ago today that I bought her from the pet store, so that hurts even more. I hope you guys 'like' what I've put together for her, and mainly for me to see how much we did together. Thankyou for watching, and if you've read this, Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
Jesc 2019: Share the Joy Lyrics with singers Melani Garcia: I ́ve got these butterflies, my body keeps on holding, because they going wild when i ́m excited everyday.
Erin Mai: And i love every feeling, that life brings cause im living so free, yeah. I feel free.
Liza Misnikova: When Im dreaming yeah please dont ever wake me, because im living from the love given to me!
Jordan Anthony: Whether from my Mother, my sisters or my brothers. Feel free. So free!
Karina Ignatyan: When you ever need sombody, i got you. Maybe im young, but i know what to do!
Sophia Ivanko: Not every day the greatest, yes it is true, but when you put your mind to it, you get truth!
Refrain: Just wanna share, Share the joy, Share the joy! Share the joy!
Anna Kearney:Not every day the greatest, yes its true, but when you put your mind to it, you can do!
Refrain
Joana Almeida: It happen soon I feel it, there ́s honestly no secret. Trust me,yeah!,you see!
You can watch these great song at YouTube! Than write me a comment Thanks!
Was steht auf dem Grabstein eines Computer-Freaks?
Für immer offline.
(Verstehen vermutlich leider nicht viele) √-1 2^3 Σ π ...and it was delicious
Bewerber: "Guten Tag, ich würde gerne bei Ubisoft arbeiten!" Ubisoft: "Ja, haben Sie denn schon Erfahrung mit Servern?" Bewerber: "Was sind Server?" Ubisoft: "Willkommen bei Ubisoft!"
IT-Support: "Machen Sie mal bitte alle Fenster zu." User: "Auch das im Bad?"
Zwei Pfarrer während des Lockdowns.
Sagt der eine: "Schlechte Zeiten, keine Hochzeiten, keine Konfirmationen, keine Trauerfeiern mehr ..."
"Stimmt", meint der andere, "und wenn man nicht ab und zu unter die Leute ginge, gäbe es auch keine Taufen mehr ..."
Egal ob He/she/it Yo Oli nimmt sie alle mit
Ein Mann und eine Frau geben ein Passwort für ihren neuen Computer ein schreibt der Mann:,,meinpenis " in die Spalte . seine Frau krümmt sich vor lachen den Bauch : im Computer steht zu kurz
“Who’s your best Friend?” “Siegfried!” “Say it in english, please.” “Winfried!”
Trump und Harris telefonieren... H: Wanna hear a joke? T: Fine. H: America. T: Uh... don‘t get it. H: Exactly.
Wie enttäuscht man jemanden in Afrika?
Man singt "Why does it always rain on me"!
was ist das Lieblingsessen eines Hackers? Eine BANNane!!!
Deutschlehrer: "Achtet bitte auf eure Rechtschreibung!"
Englischlehrer: "Can you say it in English please?"
Mathelehrer: "34 WAS? ÄPFEL, BIRNEN, PFLAUMEN???"
"Hey Elon Musk, wanna hear a joke?"
"Yeah, sure."
"Lithium"
"I don't get it."
"That's right!"
War does not determine who is right. It determines who is left.
MCSE -> Minesweeper Consultant / Solitair Expert
