Rosen sind rot Veilchen sind blau den deine Mutter heisst Paul. (It was a joke)
Im IT-Unterricht, lool!
Are you feeling it now yan dev? Are you feeling it now yan dev? Are you feeling it now yan dev?
Sun: The sun is the ball of fire in the sky that the earth goes round. It gives us light and heat.
Ich weis das, dass kein witz ist ober cool
If you make a great joke, I will pay for it!
A reporter asks Trump during a press conference: "Lies and alternative facts are the same, isn't it?"
Trump: "I tell you no lies, you must see the alternative fucks."
Why was the Millennium Falcon after Episode 6 easier to fly?
Because it was Hans free.
Alle auf Tik Tok: It`s Corona Timeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee i know ist not funnnnnnny but I DON`T CAREEEEEEEEEEE
Kommt eine Nonne zum Arzt. Herr Doktor, ich habe Bauchschmerzen. Der Dr. untersucht sie. "Herzliche Gratulation, Schwester, sie sind schwanger". Sagt sie: Um Gottes Willen, aber das gibt ́s ja nicht, wir sind der werden der Liebe. Wir lieben uns nur m it den Augen. Darauf der Arzt: Da muß wohl ein Nudelzug ́ dabeigewesen sein.
"DT DTB means don't trust bitches, it means don't trust boys."
Draco Malfoy kalt auf den Boden.
Draco: My father will hear about it!
Deine Mutter ist so fett, sie wurde vom All-you-can-eat rausgeworfen!
It's a song, don't take it down!
I used # before it was cool.
Deine Mutter hat sich das McDonald's Logo auf die Arschbacken tätowieren lassen, und auf ihrer F***e steht "i'm lovin' it!".
hello
it ́s me.
Spruch des Jahres 2017: Das Leben ist langweilig, mach deshalb das Beste draus!
Spruch des Jahres 2018: Wenn etwas passiert, muss etwas passieren.
Spruch des Jahres 2019: Stay cool!
Spruch des Jahres 2020: i can't make it alone.
Spruch des Jahres 2021: Be positive, stay negative!
I am young, but i know what to do! Time is running out to play Kashoot... Come make a difference, we can make it work. Lets make it happen now!
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Thanks for the delay in getting the best of the day before and I am not sure if it
They say I am young and know nothing about life, but when the earth suffers, we suffer at the same time.
It's so easy to understand, that nature is our mother. And like us, she is free, she belongs to no one. And I love all the things that she gives me.
Come with me, I can't make it alone. But together, together, we're strong! I am young, but I know what to do, time is running out to save the earth! Come make a difference, we can make it work, Let's make it happen now! Soon it'll be too late, I can't make it all alone. I need you now!
They say that everything is normal, that global warming is a false alarm, but I am living in a sea of green, and the world is full of heat and fire. It's time to wake up! I know it's hard but we can make it better. And all together defend our home, we must go further. Come with me, I can't make it alone, but together, together, we're strong! I am young but I know what to do time is running out to save the earth. Come make a difference, we can make it work. Let's make it happen now!
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