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Ein Systemadministrator schläft niemals. Er root.
You know the desert? It sucks there! Because there are no trees!
Voldemort: "AvadA-"
Hermine: "StOp sToP StOp, you're going to take someone's eye out! Besides, you say it WrOnG! It's AvAda, not AvadA!"
Voldemort: "Do it yourself if you're so clever. Go on, go on!"
Hermine: "AvAda Kedavra!"
"Yayyyy i killed Voldemort!"
Das wäre ein besseres Ende gewesen. 😄
❗NEWS❗
The "DEIN SCHLIMMSTER TRAUM"-Virus is gone. It is safe now.
❗NEWS❗
Deine Mudda ist so fett, wenn Vegeta sie schreit, it's over 9000!
You guys probably can't read this, so I'm gonna write some bullcrap on here and uh good luck. 😁
Cocoa headline life, ask DJ, okay? Do you like chicky nuggies dipped in greek yoghurt with dirt? I do and it tastes amazing! 😂
Roses are red, violets are blue, if this video is less than a min, I'll give it a view!
Deine Mudda lässt "I'm lovin' it!" auf die Fotze tätowieren.
Did you realize that the brain named itself, and maybe it wanted to call itself Brian, but that is a spelling mistake that never got corrected?
WE ALL HAVE A LITTLE BRIAN IN US!!!!!!
A reporter asks Trump during a press conference: "Lies and alternative facts are the same, isn't it?"
Trump: "I tell you no lies, you must see the alternative fucks."
"Passwort": Busen.
Passwort ist nicht dick genug!
Rosen sind rot, Veilchen sind blau, denn deine Mutter heißt Paul.
Im IT-Unterricht, lool!
Are you feeling it now, Yan Dev?
Are you feeling it now, Yan Dev?
Are you feeling it now, Yan Dev?
Sun: The sun is the ball of fire in the sky that the earth goes round. It gives us light and heat.
Ich weiß, dass das kein Witz ist, aber cool!
If you make a great joke, I will pay for it!
Why was the Millennium Falcon after Episode 6 easier to fly?
Because it was Hans free.
Wie lautet das Motto des Linksautoritismus?
"We don't have it, so you don't need it."
Alle auf TikTok: It's Corona Timeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
I know ist not funnnnnnny but I DON'T CAREEEEEEEEEEE!
Kommt eine Nonne zum Arzt. "Herr Doktor, ich habe Bauchschmerzen." Der Doktor untersucht sie. "Herzliche Gratulation, Schwester, Sie sind schwanger!" Sagt sie: "Um Gottes Willen, aber das gibt's ja nicht, wir sind der werden der Liebe. Wir lieben uns nur mit den Augen."
Darauf der Arzt: "Da muss wohl ein Nudelzug' dabeigewesen sein!"