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Was sagt der Osterhase im Bordell? "I like to move it, move it!"

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"You can do anything. Just get up and do it!"

In der Englischstunde... Lehrer: "What is your favourite quote?" Schüler antwortet: "My favourite quote is "You can do anything. Just get up and do it."" John: "Well then see you tomorrow, I'm going home now!"

Ps: Ich würde das auch gerne mal machen...😂

A: Warum sollten wir unbedingt sie in unsere Abteilung IT-Sicherheit einstellen?

B: Weil ich mich selbst zum Vorstellungsgespräch eingeladen habe.

"Homeschooling" is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous, but it's still the best thing you've ever tried.

The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you'll learn to enjoy it.

So if you love sex, you will like "Homeschooling".

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Hello Guys, I’ve just seen that the famous Eurovision Song Contest singer Joana Almeida was on this website and I liked her idea to talk to some random people here about her fabulous talent.

I’m just amazed by her. I mean Selena Gomez, it’s a big name in the world and I know this. But I also know that it was a long way to be that Selena Gomez. That’s because we should all admire future stars like Joana.

Diese Nachricht geht an den Security-Posten.

Ich habe geguckt.

Es gibt keinen Virus!

Ihr müsst euch keine Sorgen machen!

Writing jokes is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous, but it's still the best thing you've ever tried. The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you'll learn to enjoy it.

So if you love sex, you will like writing jokes.

Lieblingssong eines selbstglaübigen:

"I'm sexy and I know it."

Alder, deine Mutter macht mich sauer, weil sie so fett ist. Fick dich! :D

Voldemort: "Someone tell me a joke."

Harry: "The Deathly Hallows."

Voldemort: "I don't get it."

Harry: "Exactly."

....... is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous but it's still the best thing you've ever tried. The more you do it the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people you get to know new techniques. After a time you'll learn to enjoy it.

So if you love sex you will like: ........

Was ist weiß und fliegt nach oben?

Eine behinderte Schneeflocke!

Warum geht eine Blondine nackt in den Garten?

Genau, weil die Tomaten dann rot werden!

Ein Systemadministrator schläft niemals. Er root.

You know the desert? It sucks there! Because there are no trees!

Voldemort: "AvadA-"

Hermine: "StOp sToP StOp, you're going to take someone's eye out! Besides, you say it WrOnG! It's AvAda, not AvadA!"

Voldemort: "Do it yourself if you're so clever. Go on, go on!"

Hermine: "AvAda Kedavra!"

"Yayyyy i killed Voldemort!"

Das wäre ein besseres Ende gewesen. 😄

Wenn Chuck Norris Englisch spricht, lässt er bei he, she, it das S weg.

❗NEWS❗

The "DEIN SCHLIMMSTER TRAUM"-Virus is gone. It is safe now.

❗NEWS❗

Deine Mudda ist so fett, wenn Vegeta sie schreit, it's over 9000!