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Deine Mutter sitzt auf'm Klo und singt: Drop it like it's hot, drop it like it's hot!
Was it ein Chinese nie zu?
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"They say I'm young and know nothing about life, but when the earth suffer, we suffer at the same time. Let's make it happen now and save our planet!"
Was sagt der Osterhase im Bordell? "I like to move it, move it!"
Trixie, Fixsie und Foxy sind Geschwister. Fixie und Foxy sind Zwillingsbrüder und Trixie ist die kleine Schwester. Ihre Namen lassen sie besondere Fähigkeiten haben. Trixie kann gut Leute austricksen, Foxy kann gut mit Tieren umgehen, besonders mit Füchsen, und Fixsie ist besonders gut bei ficken.
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"You can do anything. Just get up and do it!"
In der Englischstunde... Lehrer: "What is your favourite quote?" Schüler antwortet: "My favourite quote is "You can do anything. Just get up and do it."" John: "Well then see you tomorrow, I'm going home now!"
Ps: Ich würde das auch gerne mal machen...😂
Chuck Norris braucht kein Backup.
Wenn seine Daten verschwinden, kommen sie aus Angst von selbst zurück.
Wenn Chuck Norris Englisch spricht, lässt er bei he, she, it das S weg.
Was ist weiß und fliegt nach oben?
Eine behinderte Schneeflocke!
Warum geht eine Blondine nackt in den Garten?
Genau, weil die Tomaten dann rot werden!
Hello Guys, I’ve just seen that the famous Eurovision Song Contest singer Joana Almeida was on this website and I liked her idea to talk to some random people here about her fabulous talent.
I’m just amazed by her. I mean Selena Gomez, it’s a big name in the world and I know this. But I also know that it was a long way to be that Selena Gomez. That’s because we should all admire future stars like Joana.
Diese Nachricht geht an den Security-Posten.
Ich habe geguckt.
Es gibt keinen Virus!
Ihr müsst euch keine Sorgen machen!
Writing jokes is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous, but it's still the best thing you've ever tried. The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you'll learn to enjoy it.
So if you love sex, you will like writing jokes.
"Homeschooling" is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous, but it's still the best thing you've ever tried.
The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you'll learn to enjoy it.
So if you love sex, you will like "Homeschooling".
Please give me a like. I hope you had a little bit fun while reading this. Thanks for enjoying it! 😍
Lieblingssong eines selbstglaübigen:
"I'm sexy and I know it."
Alder, deine Mutter macht mich sauer, weil sie so fett ist. Fick dich! :D
Voldemort: "Someone tell me a joke."
Harry: "The Deathly Hallows."
Voldemort: "I don't get it."
Harry: "Exactly."
....... is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous but it's still the best thing you've ever tried. The more you do it the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people you get to know new techniques. After a time you'll learn to enjoy it.
So if you love sex you will like: ........
Ein Systemadministrator schläft niemals. Er root.