It

It-Witze

Lüge

    • A reporter asks Trump during a press conference: "Lies and alternative facts are the same, isn't it?"

    Trump: "I tell you no lies, you must see the alternative fucks."

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    • Kashoot

    • I am young, but I know what to do! Time is running out to play Kashoot... Come make a difference, we can make it work. Lets make it happen now!

    Bitte ein Dislike und schreibt mir in die Kommentare, wenn es euch gefällt.

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    • Percy

    • Piper: Wer denkt ihr ist heißer? Percy oder Jason? Ich denke Jason.

    Annabeth: Percy.

    Rachel: Percy.

    Reihna: Percy.

    Welt: Percy.

    Universum: Percy.

    Percy: I‘m sexy and I know it!

    Nico: Percy.

    Percy:... Wartet, was?

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    • It-Memes

    Hand

    • Wisst ihr, wie das englische Liebesspiel geht?

    "Hand in hand, it in hand, hand in it, it in it."

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    • Michael Jackson

    • If you are a Michael Jackson believer that he only faked his death and is still alive then please subscribe to this youtube channel please, please!

    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGdiOzapRHyZi1ZoNSpXnSw/join

    There is very good evidence there.

    Even if you don't believe in it you can still drop by, please.

    Please do not forget to subscribe! 😃😁

    Thank you! Bye!

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    • Seminar

    • Geht ein Linuxmitarbeiter zu einem Windows-Seminar. Nach dem Seminar fragt ihn Bill Gates, was ihm denn am besten gefallen hat. Da antwortet der Linuxmitarbeiter: "Dass ihr mit dem Scheiß arbeiten müsst!"

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    • Sex

    • ....... is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous but it's still the best thing you've ever tried. The more you do it the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people you get to know new techniques. After a time you'll learn to enjoy it.

    So if you love sex you will like: ........

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    • Melodie

    • A: I have a catchy tune about this one Beatles song.

    B: Which one?

    A: I want to hold your hand.

    B: Ok. *takes it*

    A: [...]

    B: Which song did you mean?

    A: [...] Uh... Don‘t let me down.

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    • Life

    • You guys probably can't read this, so I'm gonna write some bullcrap on here and uh good luck. 😁

    Cocoa headline life, ask DJ, okay? Do you like chicky nuggies dipped in greek yoghurt with dirt? I do and it tastes amazing! 😂

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