Voldemort: "Someone tell me a joke."
Harry: "The Deathly Hallows."
Voldemort: "I don't get it."
Harry: "Exactly."
Hello Guys, I’ve just seen that the famous Eurovision Song Contest singer Joana Almeida was on this website and I liked her idea to talk to some random people here about her fabulous talent.
I’m just amazed by her. I mean Selena Gomez, it’s a big name in the world and I know this. But I also know that it was a long way to be that Selena Gomez. That’s because we should all admire future stars like Joana.
Diese Nachricht geht an den Security-Posten.
Ich habe geguckt.
Es gibt keinen Virus!
Ihr müsst euch keine Sorgen machen!
Writing jokes is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous, but it's still the best thing you've ever tried. The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you'll learn to enjoy it.
So if you love sex, you will like writing jokes.
Lieblingssong eines selbstglaübigen:
"I'm sexy and I know it."
Alder, deine Mutter macht mich sauer, weil sie so fett ist. Fick dich! :D
....... is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous but it's still the best thing you've ever tried. The more you do it the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people you get to know new techniques. After a time you'll learn to enjoy it.
So if you love sex you will like: ........
Was ist weiß und fliegt nach oben?
Eine Behinderte Schneeflocke.
Warum geht eine Blondine nackt in den Garten?
Genau. Weil die Tomaten dann rot werden.
Wenn Chuck Norris Englisch spricht, lässt er bei he, she, it das S weg.
You know the desert? It sucks there! Because there are no trees!
Ein Systemadministrator schläft niemals. Er root.
Voldemort: "AvadA-"
Hermine: "StOp sToP StOp, you're going to take someone's eye out! Besides, you say it WrOnG! It's AvAda, not AvadA!"
Voldemort: "Do it yourself if you're so clever. Go on, go on!"
Hermine: "AvAda Kedavra!"
"Yayyyy i killed Voldemort!"
Das wäre ein besseres Ende gewesen. 😄
Was it ein Chinese nie zu?
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❗NEWS❗
The "DEIN SCHLIMMSTER TRAUM"-Virus is gone. It is safe now.
❗NEWS❗
Deine Mudda ist so fett, wenn Vegeta sie schreit, it's over 9000!
You guys probably can't read this, so I'm gonna write some bullcrap on here and uh good luck. 😁
Cocoa headline life, ask DJ, okay? Do you like chicky nuggies dipped in greek yoghurt with dirt? I do and it tastes amazing! 😂
Roses are red, violets are blue, if this video is less than a min, I'll give it a view!
Deine Mudda lässt "I'm lovin' it!" auf die Fotze tätowieren.
Did you realize that the brain named itself, and maybe it wanted to call itself Brian, but that is a spelling mistake that never got corrected?
WE ALL HAVE A LITTLE BRIAN IN US!!!!!!
"Passwort": Busen.
Passwort ist nicht dick genug!
