It-Witze
hello
it ́s me.
"Homeschooling" is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous, but it's still the best thing you've ever tried.
The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you'll learn to enjoy it.
So if you love sex, you will like "Homeschooling".
Please give me a like. I hope you had a little bit fun while reading this. Thanks for enjoying it! 😍
Deine Mutter heißt Bibi und singt "How it is".
Stefan Raab und Justin Bieber liefern sich ein Rennen.
Justin Bieber: "BABY!"
Stefan Raab: "Halt die Fresse! AHHAHHHAHHHHAHHHHHHH! Oh, das war der Lambo von Justin... Lebst du noch???"
Justin: "BABAWAGEN! So it looks nicer!"
15. Russia Tatjana Mezhentseva and Denberel Oorzhak.
Tatjana and Denberel had a very good audition with cool Leds on the stage. The song was a bit strange, but have a great message and fits the stage well. But I felt, something was missing on the stage, of course there were any dancers and bigger special effects. Tatjana has a beautiful voice, but Denberels voice isnt perfect and maybe a bit powerless. Sorry Russia!
14. Albania Isea Cili Mikja ime Femijeri.
The stage was really colourful and the many leds give it a unique and also magic sense of style. Her song was very emotional and catches everyone with the pretty emotional refrain. But I fell, something was missing in the song. It was really beautiful, but not powerful enough to make it to a big contender. Iseas Voice was very good, but I know that song show not all what she can.
13. Malta Eliana Gomez Blanco We are more.
Her Vocals and Voice were not really great. Her song was also a bit strange and not very interesting. The stage had great leds that perfectly fits her emotional song, but something special was missing on it. I know she wasnt bad, but not good enough.
12. Serbia Darija Vracevic Podigni Glas.
The song is really powerful and have the perfect emotion in it. The stage was pretty with the many leds and special effects that suits the song very much. Her vocals were fantastic and she have a great strong voice. But her outfit can be a bit better.
You can watch all the songs on YouTube. Please a Dislike when you like it.
menschen, die wir brauchen
"DT DTB means don't trust bitches, it means don't trust boys."
Wenn Chuck Norris Englisch spricht, lässt er bei he, she, it das S weg.
"Passwort": Busen.
Passwort ist nicht dick genug!
A: Warum sollten wir unbedingt sie in unsere Abteilung IT-Sicherheit einstellen?
B: Weil ich mich selbst zum Vorstellungsgespräch eingeladen habe.
Ein Systemadministrator schläft niemals. Er root.
You know the desert? It sucks there! Because there are no trees!
They say I am young and know nothing about life, but when the earth suffers, we suffer at the same time.
It's so easy to understand, that nature is our mother. And like us, she is free, she belongs to no one. And I love all the things that she gives me.
Come with me, I can't make it alone. But together, together, we're strong! I am young, but I know what to do, time is running out to save the earth! Come make a difference, we can make it work, Let's make it happen now! Soon it'll be too late, I can't make it all alone. I need you now!
They say that everything is normal, that global warming is a false alarm, but I am living in a sea of green, and the world is full of heat and fire. It's time to wake up! I know it's hard but we can make it better. And all together defend our home, we must go further. Come with me, I can't make it alone, but together, together, we're strong! I am young but I know what to do time is running out to save the earth. Come make a difference, we can make it work. Let's make it happen now!
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Was macht eine Blondine, wenn es an ihrem Computer brennt? Sie drückt auf "Löschen".
I have a joke on timetravel, but you guys didn‘t like it, so I wanted to post a joke on dark matter, but you won‘t be able to see it. Unfortunately, my joke on black hole really sucks. I‘d also have a joke on quantum physics, but you wouldn‘t get it. So finally, I could offer a joke on Edison, but it is copied.
Stellenangebot eines IT-Sicherheitsunternehmens: Wir suchen einen Hacker für unser Sicherheitsunternehmen.
Sie finden die vollständige Liste der Voraussetzungen in der Datei Ha2.zip auf unserer Festplatte C:/Dokumente/Bewerbung/
Voldemort: "AvadA-"
Hermine: "StOp sToP StOp, you're going to take someone's eye out! Besides, you say it WrOnG! It's AvAda, not AvadA!"
Voldemort: "Do it yourself if you're so clever. Go on, go on!"
Hermine: "AvAda Kedavra!"
"Yayyyy i killed Voldemort!"
Das wäre ein besseres Ende gewesen. 😄
Reasons why I hate school: 5% annoying people. 5% teachers. 90% because it isn't Hogwarts.
"Who’s your best Friend?"
"Siegfried!"
"Say it in english, please."
"Winfried!"
Lange Zeit stand Windows im Verdacht, ein gefährlicher Computer-Virus zu sein.
Der Verdacht hat sich nicht bestätigt, weil:
→ Viren installieren sich ohne Zutun des Benutzers.
→ Sie laufen auf fast allen Systemen.
→ Ihr Programmcode ist schnell, kompakt und effizient.
→ Viren werden von ihren Autoren gut gepflegt.
→ Sie tendieren dazu, höher entwickelt zu werden.
Deine Mutter arbeitet in der IT-Werkstatt als PC-Mainboard.