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Draco Malfoy kalt auf den Boden.

Draco: My father will hear about it!

"DT DTB means don't trust bitches, it means don't trust boys."

Deine Mutter ist so fett, sie wurde vom All-you-can-eat rausgeworfen!

Warum laufen Programmierer stets mit einer Axt herum?

Weil sie Hacker sind.

Wie nennt man einen Computer ohne C? Ein Omputer.

It's a song, don't take it down!

I used # before it was cool.

Deine Mutter hat sich das McDonald's Logo auf die Arschbacken tätowieren lassen, und auf ihrer F***e steht "i'm lovin' it!".

hello

it ́s me.

Spruch des Jahres 2017: Das Leben ist langweilig, mach deshalb das Beste draus!

Spruch des Jahres 2018: Wenn etwas passiert, muss etwas passieren.

Spruch des Jahres 2019: Stay cool!

Spruch des Jahres 2020: i can't make it alone.

Spruch des Jahres 2021: Be positive, stay negative!

Was sagte der Computer, als er den Benutzer satt hatte?

Leck mich am ASCII!

Warum sind Italiener so gute Programmierer?

Was bekommt man, wenn man in das Pop-it drückt?

Antwort: Ein Pop-it.

Was macht der Adminboss im Serverraum? Er furzt.

I am young, but I know what to do! Time is running out to play Kashoot... Come make a difference, we can make it work. Lets make it happen now!

Bitte ein Dislike und schreibt mir in die Kommentare, wenn es euch gefällt.

Thanks for the delay in getting the best of the day before and I am not sure if it.

They say I am young and know nothing about life, but when the earth suffers, we suffer at the same time.

It's so easy to understand, that nature is our mother. And like us, she is free, she belongs to no one. And I love all the things that she gives me.

Come with me, I can't make it alone. But together, together, we're strong! I am young, but I know what to do, time is running out to save the earth! Come make a difference, we can make it work, Let's make it happen now! Soon it'll be too late, I can't make it all alone. I need you now!

They say that everything is normal, that global warming is a false alarm, but I am living in a sea of green, and the world is full of heat and fire. It's time to wake up! I know it's hard but we can make it better. And all together defend our home, we must go further. Come with me, I can't make it alone, but together, together, we're strong! I am young but I know what to do time is running out to save the earth. Come make a difference, we can make it work. Let's make it happen now!

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One, two, three. Turn it up. Big wheels keep on turnin'. Carry me home to see my kin. Singin' songs about the south-land. I miss Alabama once again and I think it's a sin, yes.

Well, I heard Mister Young sing about her. Well, I heard ol' Neil put her down. Well, I hope Neil Young will remember, A southern man don't need him around anyhow. Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so blue. Sweet home Alabama Lord, I'm comin' home to you.

In Birmingham, they love the governor (boo-hoo-hoo). Now we all did what we could do. Now Watergate does not bother me. Does your conscience bother you? Tell the truth. Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so blue. Sweet home Alabama (oh yeah) Lord, I'm comin' home to you. Here I come, Alabama. Oh, oh, oh Alabama, oh, oh, oh Alabama, oh, oh, oh Alabama, oh, oh, oh Alabama

Now Muscle Shoals has got the Swampers And they've been known to pick a song or two (yes they do). Lord, they get me off so much. They pick me up when I'm feelin' blue. Now how about you? Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so blue. Sweet home Alabama Lord, I'm comin' home to you. Sweet home Alabama (oh, sweet home) Where the skies are so blue And the governor's true Sweet home Alabama (Lordy) Lord, I'm comin' home to you, yeah, yeah Montgomery's got the answer.

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15. Russia Tatjana Mezhentseva and Denberel Oorzhak.

Tatjana and Denberel had a very good audition with cool Leds on the stage. The song was a bit strange, but have a great message and fits the stage well. But I felt, something was missing on the stage, of course there were any dancers and bigger special effects. Tatjana has a beautiful voice, but Denberels voice isnt perfect and maybe a bit powerless. Sorry Russia!

14. Albania Isea Cili Mikja ime Femijeri.

The stage was really colourful and the many leds give it a unique and also magic sense of style. Her song was very emotional and catches everyone with the pretty emotional refrain. But I fell, something was missing in the song. It was really beautiful, but not powerful enough to make it to a big contender. Iseas Voice was very good, but I know that song show not all what she can.

13. Malta Eliana Gomez Blanco We are more.

Her Vocals and Voice were not really great. Her song was also a bit strange and not very interesting. The stage had great leds that perfectly fits her emotional song, but something special was missing on it. I know she wasnt bad, but not good enough.

12. Serbia Darija Vracevic Podigni Glas.

The song is really powerful and have the perfect emotion in it. The stage was pretty with the many leds and special effects that suits the song very much. Her vocals were fantastic and she have a great strong voice. But her outfit can be a bit better.

You can watch all the songs on YouTube. Please a Dislike when you like it.