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Bill Gates passes the prototype of a „mind-reading-toilet“ to Donald Trump so he can rule america without circumstances. Trump examines the latest thing an pisses. The „mind-read-loo“ autamtically twitters: „I piss on China“. Trump is exited and farts: the „mind-read-loo“ sends automatcally e-mails to built a great wall and sends Mexico instantly the bills. He shits and a computer generated voice says: "Mr. President. You entered the password „THE_GREATEST_BULLSHIT_EVER!“ to N.O.R.A.D. The nuclear intercontinental ballistic missiles start in 3…2…1…launch… Tank you for using the „mind-read-loo“ and have a nice day.

Bill Gates passes the latest prototype of the „mind-reading-loo“ to Donald J. Trump, so he can rule USA 24 hours a day from his new throne. The „mind-reading-loo“ is part of the internet of things and connected to all electronics worldwide. Trump checks the new toy. He pisses and the „mind-reading-loo“ twitters: „China gets pissed first!“. Trump let go a fart and the „mind-reading-loo“ twitters: "Forget climate change, enviromental pollution and shut down the „U.S. Environmental Protection Agency“. Trump shits and a computer generatetd voice announces: „Thank you Mr. pesident, for doing the biggest bullshit ever! All missiles were launched successfully.“ The toilet flushes automatically and twitters: „The swamp in Washington is now drained.“