Chuck Noris schwitzt nicht beim kacken, sondern die Kacke schwitzt Chuck Norris.
Bill Gates passes the latest prototype of the "mind-reading-loo" to Donald J. Trump, so he can rule USA 24 hours a day from his new throne. The "mind-reading-loo" is part of the internet of things and connected to all electronics worldwide. Trump checks the new toy. He pisses and the "mind-reading-loo" twitters: "China gets pissed first!". Trump let go a fart and the "mind-reading-loo" twitters: "Forget climate change, enviromental pollution and shut down the "U.S. Environmental Protection Agency". Trump shits and a computer generatetd voice announces: "Thank you Mr. pesident, for doing the biggest bullshit ever! All missiles were launched successfully." The toilet flushes automatically and twitters: "The swamp in Washington is now drained."
Wenn man in die Toileten in Gortnite guckt sieht man Pubg
Schüler:Oh man nicht schon wieder Schule!!!Lehrer:warum Schule ist doch was schönes?Schüler:SCHULE WÄRE SCHÖN WÜRDEST DU NICHTS ÜBER SEX UND VOLLGEKAKTEN TOILETEN LERNEN!!!Lehrer:NUR WEIL DIE SCHULE WIE EIN STÜCK SCHEIßE AUSSIEHT MUSS MAN SIE NCIHT VOR DEM UNTERRICHT BELEIDIGEN SONDERN IN DER PAUSE WO DICH JEDER HÖRT!!!!
Bill Gates passes the prototype of a "mind-reading-toilet" to Donald Trump so he can rule america without circumstances. Trump examines the latest thing an pisses. The "mind-read-loo" autamtically twitters: "I piss on China". Trump is exited and farts: the "mind-read-loo" sends automatcally e-mails to built a great wall and sends Mexico instantly the bills. He shits and a computer generated voice says: "Mr. President. You entered the password "THE_GREATEST_BULLSHIT_EVER!" to N.O.R.A.D. The nuclear intercontinental ballistic missiles start in 3...2...1...launch.... Tank you for using the "mind-read-loo" and have a nice day.
