Angel.JC14

What kind of band never plays music?

Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.

What's the best part about dead baby jokes, they never get old

You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet? Well then, watch The Lion King.

Do you wanna know how I recently seduced an obese woman? Actually, it was a piece of cake.

I have a fish that can breakdance, but only for 20 seconds and only once.

Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni but instead they got... Plane.

What is a Mexican person's favorite sport?

Cross country.

what do you call two Mexicans playing basketball: Juan on Juan