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hayden💯💯💯

@drippygod@wje

Registriert am 16.2.2023 · 10 Follower · Zuletzt aktiv vor 3 Jahren

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Gender difference

hayden💯💯💯 · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

fr

The image shows a comparison of how girls and boys deal with needing to pee. On top, it says "Girls: I must find a toilet, I need to pee." Below it are two cartoon animals, where one of them points and says "Aha! a Tree."

Locker Room

hayden💯💯💯 · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

fr

The image shows two panels. The top panel contains the text "Girls locker room: Oh my god, Becky, coach is soo hot, hey did you get a new bra? Ashley, wanna establish communism?" The bottom panel contains a painting of a chaotic medieval battle scene.

Morning

hayden💯💯💯 · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

goofy ahh

The image is a two-panel comparison. The top panel shows a woman smiling and stretching in bed, with the text "Girls in the morning:". The bottom panel shows several hotdog buns with a sausage placed in one, with the text "Boys in the morning:".

Pray

hayden💯💯💯 · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

me when I go to my grandma's

A chipmunk with very full cheeks looks slightly startled. The text says: When you already started eating and someone says "Let's pray".

Shower

hayden💯💯💯 · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

fr

A man in a black uniform shirt and tan pants is in the middle of a store aisle. He has a very distinct pose with his left leg lifted in the air as though he's been startled. He is looking directly at the camera. The text at the top reads, "When your shower is too hot and it hits your back."

Game

hayden💯💯💯 · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

Fr tho

A man with tears running down his face. The text overlay reads: "When your homie is on the enemy team and you're the last two players."

Movie

hayden💯💯💯 · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

My mom:what movie do u want to see. Me:uhhh-

A black and white movie poster of a bear, with white powder surrounding it. The movie title "Cocaine Bear" is written in red letters. Below the title it says, "Get in line February 24."

Hand sanitizer

hayden💯💯💯 · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

Fr

The image shows the text "Me: *puts on hand sanitizer* A cut I never knew existed:" above an image of Elmo from Sesame Street, who appears to be in flames and is yelling in pain.

Skin

hayden💯💯💯 · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

🤣🤣

A man with a red hat and light substance on his mouth looks to the side. The text overlay reads, "Dark skinned brothers when they see a naked light skin guy in the shower. Got anymore them light skinned penises."

Homie

hayden💯💯💯 · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

Bruh

The image shows a person with a disturbing facial expression with the text 'When you realize your homie is asleep and two testicals are worth 70,000.'

Charger

hayden💯💯💯 · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

fr

A picture of Kevin Hart looking sad and disappointed, with the text "How you look when you wake up & the charger wasn't plugged in."

Seafood diet

hayden💯💯💯 · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

lmao

A chubby boy flexing his arms. The text overlay reads: "I'M ON A SEAFOOD DIET. I SEE FOOD AND I EAT IT."

Watermelon

hayden💯💯💯 · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

thanks for the information

The image shows a scarecrow dressed in a white robe and pointed hood standing in a field of watermelons. The text above the image says, "How to protect your watermelon farm".