Short jokes
GG Miller · auf WJE ·
When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.
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If you're feeling depressed, reach out to someone. And remember, suicide is a permanent solution.
Humpty Dumpty
GG Miller · auf WJE ·
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
Summer wasn't too bad either.
What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it's the "R," but it's really the "C."
What do pigs use to clean up? Hogwash.
Can Opener
GG Miller · auf WJE ·
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
What kind of bug can tell time? A clock-roach.
How can you tell when a comic passes gas? Something smells funny.
What should you do to prevent dry skin? Use a towel.
What do you give the dentist of the year? A little plaque.
Why did the computer go to bed?
It needed to crash.
MORE DAD JOKES
Earthquake
GG Miller · auf WJE ·
What did the earthquake say when it was done? Sorry, my fault!
How do you cook an alligator? With a croc-pot.
How do mice floss their teeth? With string cheese.
Why did the computer catch cold?
It left a window open.
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you.
Did you hear about the cat that ate a lemon? Now it's a sourpuss.
How do you get a squirrel's attention? Act like a nut.
Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink? He's at the hospital waiting to be seen.
Have you ever had a bad sausage? It's the wurst.