GG Miller

Roses are red, violets are blue, Polo G is the goat, but that means nothing to you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, If I had a gun, I'd shoot you.

POV: You're sitting here waiting for a good joke. I wait, unfulfilled.

Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.

What's the difference between a black dad and a boomerang? A boomerang comes back.

A Chinese couple had a black baby and named it Sum Ting Wong.

A doctor tells a woman she can no longer touch anything alcoholic. So she gets a divorce.

What's the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.

I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of a chapstick. She still isn't talking to me.

Time waits for no man, time is obviously a woman.

Can February March? No, but April May!

Patient: "Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." Doctor: "Next time, take off the candles."

I asked my wife to embrace her mistakes.

She gave me a hug.

What's the most expensive haircut you can get? Chemotherapy.

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.

"Doctor, there's a patient on line 1 that says he's invisible." "Well, tell him I can't see him right now."

Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.