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Jakoscha11🇩🇪 #HarryPotter #Ravenclaw🦅

Ich korrigiere gerne Leute. Und mag RPGs #DungeonWorld

Registriert am 21.10.2021 · 77 Follower · Zuletzt aktiv vor 2 Stunden

Jakoscha11🇩🇪 #HarryPotter #Ravenclaw🦅

Computer, notify me if external
temperature gets too hot.
BEEP BEEP
PLEASE DEFINE "HOT"
LATER:
Let's say, 1.9 million Kelvins.
Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.
*BEEP BEEP*

Jakoscha11🇩🇪 #HarryPotter #Ravenclaw🦅

The joke on earth

NOBODY KNOWS THE ROMAN GOD I WAS NAMED AFTER!
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I WAS NAMED AFTER THE KING OF ROMAN GODS!
I AM THE ROMAN GOD I WAS NAMED AFTER!
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YOU GUYS HAVE GOD NAMES?

Jakoscha11🇩🇪 #HarryPotter #Ravenclaw🦅

Star Trek TNG Intro Musik

Boldly Going
Where no Fungi has gone
before
made with mematic

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ICH WILL DAS

I Need This Pizza Cutter.
USS ENTERPRISE
NCC-1701

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"Geschichte erfüllt sich selbst."

It is really uncanny.
Voice of Macedonia
@Macedonia Gr
A Magnificent Royal Portrait Head
Wearing the #Macedonia-n
#Kausia. 300-200 B.C. Found in
the Aegean Sea near #Kalynmos,
#Greece. Bronze, copper, glass,
and stone. Now in the
Archaeological Museum of
Kalymnos. #archaeology #history
#ancient

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Executive Producer: Gene Roddenberry

STAR TREK
JELLICO
Deanna, I realize everyone is
fed up with my dad jokes.
How can I stop my addiction?
No it doesn't.
Whatever means necessary.

Jakoscha11🇩🇪 #HarryPotter #Ravenclaw🦅

Whooooo?

STAR TREK
JELLICO
Now, I don't want to cause any
alarm, but I think someone in
this room is an owl.
Who?
Who?
Who?
My God, It's worse
than I thought!
Executive Producer
GENE RODDENBERRY

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No front, Druiden sind cool, aber wenn man es genau betrachtet...

Druids are just
Clerics with
Nature as their God.
CHANGE MY MIND

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The joke on the Borg

"Strange women lying in cubes
distributing cybernetic implants
is no basis for a system of
government."
I didn't know we had a queen.
I thought we were an
autonomous collective.

Jakoscha11🇩🇪 #HarryPotter #Ravenclaw🦅

No Cove
for Cops
NO LOVE FOR COPS NO LORE FOR COPS

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I DON'T
HAVE A
SUPERIOR
OFICER!
I DEMAND
TO SPEAK
TO YOUR
SUPERIOR
OFICER!
BUT I DO
HAVE A
SUPER
UISOR!
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
@MGWeatherston

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ES... SIND... VIER... LICHTER!

Select...
All 5 Lights
TweetAs Me
C A
i
VERIFY

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KNOW THE DIFFERENCE
DIPLOCOCCUS
⚫ very small
•
causes gonorrhea
•
DIPLODOCUS
•
⚫ very big
does not cause
gonorrhea
தெ

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Eine Hommage an Gummys PB

VERWECHSLUNGSGEFAHR
GUMMYBEAR GUN-MYBEAR

Hello, I'm a
Gunmy Bear!
Hello, I'm a
Gunmy Bear!

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HOW DO YOU
MAKE HOLY WATER?
YOU BOIL THE HELL OUT OF IT!

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DANGEROUS MISSION?
BETTER SEND DOWN 4 CHIEF OFFICERS AND YOUR
SECOND IN COMMAND

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Commander Riker...😮‍💨

WE DON'T KNOW IF THIS SPECIES IS
BIOLOGICALLY COMPATIBLE WITH HUMANS
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

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"You're completely right, Sir"

I'm calling from my new Android smartphone
Yes, it even includes unlimited Data

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CARTOON CHARACTERS
WHEN THEY SMELL FOOD
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