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Jakoscha11🇩🇪 #HarryPotter #Ravenclaw🦅

Ich korrigiere gerne Leute. Und mag RPGs #DungeonWorld 🤺

Registriert am 21.10.2021 · 77 Follower · Zuletzt aktiv vor 22 Minuten

Jakoscha11🇩🇪 #HarryPotter #Ravenclaw🦅

Leider...

Counselor, I'm here
because I don't like myself.
Really?
That's actually
very common.
Oh yeah, lots of people
don't like you here!

Jakoscha11🇩🇪 #HarryPotter #Ravenclaw🦅

Today I learnt that....

STAR TREK
JELLICO
I just found out that
Albert Einstein existed.
My whole life I thought he was
just a theoretical physicist.
Executive Producer
GENE RODDENBERRY

Jakoscha11🇩🇪 #HarryPotter #Ravenclaw🦅

Leute, ✨Jellico✨ is wieder da.

STAR TREK
JELLICO
What's the difference between
a tuna fish,
a piano, and a tub of glue?
I'm not sure I want to know.
You can tune a piano,
but you can't tuna fish.
What about the glue?
I knew you'd get stuck on that.
Executive Producer
GENE RODDENBERRY

Jakoscha11🇩🇪 #HarryPotter #Ravenclaw🦅

Er. Wird. Nie. Gehen. 🥲 Aber ich mag Q

PICARD: Don't come back
here with your bullshit.
Q coming back with his bullshit:

Jakoscha11🇩🇪 #HarryPotter #Ravenclaw🦅

Data, bitte schalte den Gefühlschip ab!

STAR TREK
DATA
& La Forge
When you have sex with 2 people,
it's called a threesome.
I understand now why
they call you handsome.
And when you have sex with 3
people, it's called a foursome.
Executive Producer
DICK BERMAN

Jakoscha11🇩🇪 #HarryPotter #Ravenclaw🦅

R.I.P. Tasha.

A pool of oily sludge blocks your path.
A what?
Whatever. I'll just walk around it.
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Also Starring
DENISE CROSBY

Jakoscha11🇩🇪 #HarryPotter #Ravenclaw🦅

Ist leider so

wheels on a shopping cart be like

Jakoscha11🇩🇪 #HarryPotter #Ravenclaw🦅

Commander Data, Lt. Commander Riker.

STAR TREK
DATA
& Jellico
What is special about
Edam cheese?
It is made backwards.
And that's why Data
has your job now.
Executive Producer
GENE RODDENBERRY

Jakoscha11🇩🇪 #HarryPotter #Ravenclaw🦅

✨Just Water✨

STAR TREK
JELLICO
Justice is a dish
best served cold,
if it were served warm
it would be justwater.
Executive Producer
GENE RODDENBERRY

Jakoscha11🇩🇪 #HarryPotter #Ravenclaw🦅

Always be careful with your commands.

FIRE AT WILL
EZS

Jakoscha11🇩🇪 #HarryPotter #Ravenclaw🦅

Oh no... Ich glaube ich habe damit etwas falsch gemacht. :D

HP
Rule 1: Never publicly share sensitive Data over the Internet

Jakoscha11🇩🇪 #HarryPotter #Ravenclaw🦅

CAPTAIN
What my friends think I do
What my mom thinks I do
What the crew thinks I do
What the Borg think I do
Jalad at Shaka do the walls
What I really do
facebook.com/troyarutter

Jakoscha11🇩🇪 #HarryPotter #Ravenclaw🦅

Computer, notify me if external
temperature gets too hot.
BEEP BEEP
PLEASE DEFINE "HOT"
LATER:
Let's say, 1.9 million Kelvins.
Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.
*BEEP BEEP*

Jakoscha11🇩🇪 #HarryPotter #Ravenclaw🦅

The joke on earth

NOBODY KNOWS THE ROMAN GOD I WAS NAMED AFTER!
00000
I WAS NAMED AFTER THE KING OF ROMAN GODS!
I AM THE ROMAN GOD I WAS NAMED AFTER!
hwind
m
YOU GUYS HAVE GOD NAMES?

Jakoscha11🇩🇪 #HarryPotter #Ravenclaw🦅

Star Trek TNG Intro Musik

Boldly Going
Where no Fungi has gone
before
made with mematic

Jakoscha11🇩🇪 #HarryPotter #Ravenclaw🦅

ICH WILL DAS

I Need This Pizza Cutter.
USS ENTERPRISE
NCC-1701

Jakoscha11🇩🇪 #HarryPotter #Ravenclaw🦅

"Geschichte erfüllt sich selbst."

It is really uncanny.
Voice of Macedonia
@Macedonia Gr
A Magnificent Royal Portrait Head
Wearing the #Macedonia-n
#Kausia. 300-200 B.C. Found in
the Aegean Sea near #Kalynmos,
#Greece. Bronze, copper, glass,
and stone. Now in the
Archaeological Museum of
Kalymnos. #archaeology #history
#ancient

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Executive Producer: Gene Roddenberry

STAR TREK
JELLICO
Deanna, I realize everyone is
fed up with my dad jokes.
How can I stop my addiction?
No it doesn't.
Whatever means necessary.

Jakoscha11🇩🇪 #HarryPotter #Ravenclaw🦅

Whooooo?

STAR TREK
JELLICO
Now, I don't want to cause any
alarm, but I think someone in
this room is an owl.
Who?
Who?
Who?
My God, It's worse
than I thought!
Executive Producer
GENE RODDENBERRY

Jakoscha11🇩🇪 #HarryPotter #Ravenclaw🦅

No front, Druiden sind cool, aber wenn man es genau betrachtet...

Druids are just
Clerics with
Nature as their God.
CHANGE MY MIND

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