Kai :)

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  • if u have nintendo switch online acc- gimme ur code, ill friend u ^^

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  • JUST to clarify thing and clear some shit up- I am a m a n

    And my bf broke up with me bc 1. he cheated on me 2. he didn't wanna be seen with me

    so now im straight :)

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  • R.I.P XXXTentacion 💔 ik he died a while back, but i feel i need to appreciate him and mourn the loss of mine, and many others fav rapper.

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  • i need pregnancy tips, and DAGGER I NEED SOME HOY BIBLE SHIT IM CHRISTIAN

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  • I fucking hate Stuart Little. I know what you’re thinking, this is some funny joke, but no. Stuart Little is a piece of shit. fucking damn rat got picked over actual children at an orphanage and he’s supposed to be a hero? And I can’t even tell you how many damn times I’ve seen a great parking space only to turn the corner and realize Stuart Little is already parked there in his stupid tiny fucking convertible. He took my wife and the kids and my house and my job. I swear to fucking god.

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  • hi im ethan and im 14, slaying all these women with my massive pee-

    *crying of laughter rn haha*

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  • Im gonna fucking kms, why? THIS- bro im crying rn (not as a joke) here is the email I sent my mom

    Uhm, remember when I gave your number to my friend? so when I pass my classes I can go over to their house? They had their number in their backpack pocket, and they were like "ADDISON IM GONNA CALL YOUR MOM" I freaked out, and I don't wanna get in trouble, so I'm apologizing now, instead of waiting until get home, and they called you about planned pregnancy, and I took the phone out of their hands and tried hanging up, but it didn't work, and I'm sorry. please don't me mad.

    and I'm crying so hard rn ima kms

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  • Put the worst thing that happened to you but, it really funny now, looking back and remembering it.