Puppy
~meiko v3~ · auf WJE ·
my puppy

@meikov3@wje
my puppy
You're so ugly, when you went to the makeup store, it shut down.
I was sitting in class, and the teacher said he wasn't disappointed in me and my best friend, but not so much in me.
I looked at my best friend and said, "I'm a disappointment to the teacher, too."
Doctors in the Middle Ages, Plague doctor: "I must have some herbs to block out bad air."
Doctors now: "God, WTF were we doing back then?"