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Meister Oogway

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Oogway

A good pilot:
"Hello? Tower?"
A bad pilot:
"Hello, tower!"

Oogway

😶

www
Tell me why as I was swiping on tinder |
saw my boyfriend??? Can men be
loyal??
3:54 PM - 5/20/22
MemeZee
CD

Oogway

Was der Schiri plötzlich in
seiner Kabine findet nach
VS

Oogway

Dieser Witz enthält möglicherweise sensible Inhalte.

Oogway

Wie nennt man flirten in Afghanistan? Terrorizz

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Bro is cold af💀

Japan has made a gun called SpeechJammer that can
stop people from talking.
2 comments
Pretty sure a regular can do
that too
MossHead 18h
+

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Be aware she can move in any direction

Oogway

Meine Mutter: *trifft eine alte
Freundin im Supermarkt"
Das andere Kind und ich:
DEBESTE

Oogway

10
GYM
At the gym

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Was da schon Passiert sein muss...

Nix darf man! Gar nix! Absolut
überhaupt nix!
Bitte keine
Geschlechtsteile in
den Schokobrunnen
halten

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Pun
Now that we're married
you need to stop
drinking with the boys.
You are starting to
sound like my ex-wife
PunHudOve
I didn't know you've
been married before
I haven't.

Oogway

"Stand up, tell us your name and 3 fun facts
about yourself"
Me:

Oogway

Chuck Norris kann auf Wasser laufen, doch Ian Hawk kann im Boden schwimmen. 🔥

Oogway

Monk 2.0🤣

SEE YOU IN
HELL SHELDON
G
"See you in hell, Sheldon."
"The most frightening thing about that is the missing comma."

Oogway

Doctor: you only have
1 minute left to live
Me: ok
Doctor: wait what are you doing?
"Making this minute
feel like a lifetime"

Oogway

I have a Theory
i get chased by Chihuahua and i get hit by car
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KonAra-! ♡
i am chasing someone (i am Chihuahua)
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My chihuahua chased someone
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790
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Maya
I saw someone get hit by a car while being
chased by a chihuahua

Oogway

Band/artist sharing
their song on
YouTube
ПРОКУРАТУРА
ABTOHOMHOT
Some random mf who
posted the same
song but with lyrics

Oogway

How to make your computer run faster.
Step 1:

Oogway

mistakes I made
TAL
5 years
ago
me trying to sleep

Oogway

Ich als Kind als ich bei der O2
Werbung gesehen habe dass
das Handy nur 1€ kostet

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