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Master Oogway

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Registriert am 24.10.2023 · 67 Follower · Zuletzt aktiv vor 7 Stunden

Master Oogway

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Master Oogway

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talha_shah_04 3w
U on steroids?
Reply
flyorganic 3w
@talha_shah_04 he's barely on
breakfast
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Son: "Dad I'm going on a
date"
Dad: Okay, do you need any
money?
Son: No, he will pay
Dad:

Master Oogway

A good pilot:
"Hello? Tower?"
A bad pilot:
"Hello, tower!"

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Tell me why as I was swiping on tinder |
saw my boyfriend??? Can men be
loyal??
3:54 PM - 5/20/22
MemeZee
CD

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Was der Schiri plötzlich in
seiner Kabine findet nach
VS

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Dieser Witz enthält möglicherweise sensible Inhalte.

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Wie nennt man flirten in Afghanistan? Terrorizz

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Bro is cold af💀

Japan has made a gun called SpeechJammer that can
stop people from talking.
2 comments
Pretty sure a regular can do
that too
MossHead 18h
+

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Be aware she can move in any direction

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10
GYM
At the gym

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Was da schon Passiert sein muss...

Nix darf man! Gar nix! Absolut
überhaupt nix!
Bitte keine
Geschlechtsteile in
den Schokobrunnen
halten

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Pun
Now that we're married
you need to stop
drinking with the boys.
You are starting to
sound like my ex-wife
PunHudOve
I didn't know you've
been married before
I haven't.

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"Stand up, tell us your name and 3 fun facts
about yourself"
Me:

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Chuck Norris kann auf Wasser laufen, doch Ian Hawk kann im Boden schwimmen. 🔥

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Monk 2.0🤣

SEE YOU IN
HELL SHELDON
G
"See you in hell, Sheldon."
"The most frightening thing about that is the missing comma."

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Doctor: you only have
1 minute left to live
Me: ok
Doctor: wait what are you doing?
"Making this minute
feel like a lifetime"

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I have a Theory
i get chased by Chihuahua and i get hit by car
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KonAra-! ♡
i am chasing someone (i am Chihuahua)
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My chihuahua chased someone
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790
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Maya
I saw someone get hit by a car while being
chased by a chihuahua

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Band/artist sharing
their song on
YouTube
ПРОКУРАТУРА
ABTOHOMHOT
Some random mf who
posted the same
song but with lyrics

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How to make your computer run faster.
Step 1:

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