PoseidonLm

why was six afraid of seven? seven was a registered six offender

Yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double-page spread.

I don't struggle with depression, I'm used to it.

A man was about to go into the bar with his dog when he realized the sign said, “No pets allowed!” He was about to walk away when another guy walked up with his dog. The 2nd man put on dark shades and said, “Just pretend you're blind!” He walked in with his dog, got a drink, then left.

The 1st man did the same thing, but when he walked in, the bartender said, “You know your ‘guide dog’ is a chihuahua, right?”

The man said, “They gave me a damn Chihuahua?!”

A snake walks into the bar... the bartender says, "How the heck did you do that?"

You should wear binoculars when calculating. It helps divide.

Did you hear that the cameraman got arrested? He shot a film.

I went to the zoo the other day and it only had one dog... yeah, it was a shih tzu.

If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?

The existence of the word "priest" implies the existence of "prier" and "pri".

There was once a grandfather. He had very little hair, and he lived in a forest.

On his death bed, he was fully bald. So he told his children, "You see my head? I have no hair. All of my hair has been wiped, and I hope this forest doesn't experience the same. Children, every time a tree is cut in this forest, plant a new one in its place."

So for years, and to this day, that forest still stands, each tree being replanted. All because of an old man and his re-seeding hairline.

I'd make a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy. I know y'all have too thick of a crust to get it!

When people tell me to "go to hell," I tell them their address.

I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.

Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?

Me: I Excel at it.

Boss: Was that a Microsoft pun?

Me: Word.

Blood may be thicker than water, but yo mama is thicker than anything!