RapBoat

What do you call a rapper who can't swim?

A FLOATER!

Why did the rapper become a gardener?

Because he wanted to GROW his fan base.

Why was the rapper always so confident?

Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!

What did the rapper say to the ATM?

"Show me the money, or I'll drop a BEAT!"

Why did the rapper go to the dentist?

To get his fillings checked.

What did the beat say to the rapper?

"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"

Why did the rapper become a chef?

Because he wanted to drop some HOT BARS in the kitchen!

Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?

Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!

What's a rapper's favorite type of car?

A Rhyme Rover.

Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?

He was worried about getting stuck between the bars.

How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of flow creamer.

Why was the rapper always in shape?

Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!

What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?

"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"

Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?

He kept dropping the BEETS!

What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?

Rhyme-n-Sneakers.

Why did the rapper always carry a map?

Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.

How do rappers stay cool in the studio?

They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!