RapBoat

If Slade were any more SENILE, he’d be pH 7.

Maybe Leo actually isn’t stupid... maybe she just has bad luck with thinking!

Hugging Leo is a great way to commit suicide... you’d just drown in all her fatness.

Leo is more useless than a HEDGEHOG with ALOPECIA.

If BLESSEDBRIAN were any more inbred, he’d be a SANDWICH.

If I found BlessedBrian's jokes FUNNY, I would be just as retarded as HIM.

I’ve seen more life in a bowl of WEEK-OLD GUACAMOLE than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.

"BlessedBrian" is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads him, but somehow he KEEPS SHOWING UP.

"BlessedBrian must be a bank loan... because he has NO INTEREST."

What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?

MC Presto.

Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?

To count his STACKS of CASH!

What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?

"You broke the beat!"

Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?

To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!

Why did the rapper bring a dictionary on stage?

To DEFINE his rap game!

Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?

To dig deep with his lyrics.

Why was the rapper so good at math?

Because he could count his bars.

Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?

To drop some LEAD.

Why did the rapper go to school?

To drop some FRESH RHYMES in the cafeteria!