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Shitpost master-general

@shitpostmastergeneral@wje

Registriert am 19.10.2025 · 2 Follower · Zuletzt aktiv vor 8 Monaten

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Cookie

Shitpost master-general · auf WJE · vor 8 Monaten

Cookie theft is worse than hitler

A screenshot of a Reddit comment thread. User Aggravating_Drag705 writes, "i once stole a cookie from my sister". User Cultural-Proposal-34 replies, "worse than hitler".

Hello Kitty Island Adventure

Shitpost master-general · auf WJE · vor 8 Monaten

Rabbit

Shitpost master-general · auf WJE · vor 8 Monaten

Buy silver rn trust please I’m begging you buy silver ride it to the moon I swear

A fluffy rabbit sits in a small circular hole in the dirt. White text and arrows point to the rabbit as being "from the moon??" and the hole as an "impact crater".

Fish

Shitpost master-general · auf WJE · vor 8 Monaten

An image of an orange fish swimming in blue water. A large red arrow points directly at the fish. Text at the top reads: "You may be thinking 'oh jeebz somebondy help! that guy is drownin'". Text at the bottom reads: "fear not: he uses his gills to breathe underwater".

Fentanyl

Shitpost master-general · auf WJE · vor 8 Monaten

A crude drawing parodying the Pixar movie Inside Out. Sadness is looking worriedly at Joy in the control room, asking: "j-j-joy...? are you sure popping fent in a nasty club bathroom is gonna make Riley happy..?" Joy, looking wide-eyed and aggressive, yells back: "SHUT THE FUCK UP STUPID BLUE BITCH RILEY CAN QUIT WHENEVER SHE WANTS!!!!!!!!!!" while pressing buttons on the console. Disgust is seen in the background looking horrified.

Cat

Shitpost master-general · auf WJE · vor 8 Monaten

A screenshot of a 4chan post featuring an image of an orange cat looking directly at the camera with a neutral expression. The text above the image states "this picture genuinely scares (...)". The text below the image describes the cat as uncanny and off-putting, suggesting it might be a person and comparing it to the smile.jpg creepypasta.

Shitpost master-general

Shitpost master-general · auf WJE · vor 8 Monaten

Cigarette

Shitpost master-general · auf WJE · vor 8 Monaten

Not quite my tempo

A stack of blue cigarettes with orange filters on a white plate. Red text is superimposed over the image showing mathematical calculations: 9 rows of 32 equals 288, one row of 31, and several other rows adding up to 175, for a total of 463. The text at the top reads 'THEY LIED TO US' and '463 CIGARETTES'.

Jeffrey Epstein

Shitpost master-general · auf WJE · vor 8 Monaten

Epstein was an Israeli Mossad agent

Goku

Shitpost master-general · auf WJE · vor 9 Monaten

I can’t believe I’ve never seen this before

An image of a grassy field with a small dollhouse. To the right is a tall, black, spiked creature with a distorted red face, which is circled in red with a red arrow pointing to it. On the left side, the character Goku from Dragon Ball Z is standing and looking on.

Jazz

Shitpost master-general · auf WJE · vor 9 Monaten

A screenshot of a Reddit comment thread. The first user, Deathcu..., writes a chaotic, rambling paragraph about Charlie Parker only playing scales, interspersed with repetitive exclamations about loving cigarettes, heroin, and tobacco. The second user, BionicTorqueWrench, replies with a simple correction: "Bro, Parker played arpeggios."

Jazz

Shitpost master-general · auf WJE · vor 9 Monaten

A meme supreme

A shopping cart is filled with three vinyl copies of John Coltrane's "A Love Supreme", a box of white Monster Energy drinks, and a bag of Chile Limón Doritos. A text box at the top says "I'm getting so fucked up tonight".

Sex

Shitpost master-general · auf WJE · vor 9 Monaten

A meme featuring text that says "When you're having the best sex of your life and suddenly someone else enters the morgue" above a motion-blurred image of a man in a red tank top and black shorts running away rapidly through a green background.

Shitpost master-general

Shitpost master-general · auf WJE · Insider · vor 9 Monaten

Captain

Shitpost master-general · auf WJE · vor 9 Monaten

A two-panel meme featuring the Doge and Cheems characters. The top panel shows Doge wearing a captain's hat, saying, 'Oh boy I sure do love being a captain of this boat in the middle of Pacific.' The bottom panel features a green, tentacled Cheems character (a parody of Cthulhu) rising out of a stormy sea under a full moon, with the text 'Chtumlu'.

Pornography

Shitpost master-general · auf WJE · vor 9 Monaten

Knots~

A screenshot of a Twitter post, allegedly from the Russian Embassy, UK, stating: 'Please stop making porn of Zabivaka the Wolf. Russia is begging you.' The accompanying image is the official mascot for the 2018 FIFA World Cup, Zabivaka, a wolf wearing goggles, a white shirt that says 'Russia 2018,' and red shorts, kicking a soccer ball. The name ZABIVAKA is also visible.

Hate

Shitpost master-general · auf WJE · vor 9 Monaten

Z!on!sts

A two-panel image meme depicting religious antagonism. On the left, a caricature of an Orthodox Jewish man with a black hat and beard, marked by a Star of David above him, says, "I hate you with every fiber of my being." On the right, a young boy with a halo and a Christian cross above him gives a thumbs-up and replies, "I know, I read the Talmud."

Concept

Shitpost master-general · auf WJE · vor 9 Monaten

Soles

A four-panel comic strip. In the first three panels, a woman and a man are hanging Christmas stockings over a fireplace. The woman questions the tradition, saying, "Stockings are kind of a weird concept. Like, who came up with it? Who thought pulling things out of socks would be so exciting?" In the fourth panel, Santa Claus is sitting at a desk, looking intently at a laptop screen which displays a grid of photos/video feeds showing various close-ups of bare feet. Santa says, "Hell yeah."

Makeup

Shitpost master-general · auf WJE · vor 9 Monaten

A retail shelf displaying various shades of e.l.f. Flawless Satin Foundation. The lighter shades on the top are sitting freely on the shelf, while the darker shades on the bottom are all equipped with bulky yellow anti-theft security tags.

Official

Shitpost master-general · auf WJE · vor 9 Monaten

The image features the famous oil painting 'Washington Crossing the Delaware' by Emanuel Leutze, showing George Washington standing heroically in a boat filled with soldiers navigating through ice. Above the painting, the text reads: 'Christmas night, 1776. George Washington crosses the Delaware River to kill government officials in their sleep bc they taxed his tea at 3%.'

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