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Shitpost master-general

@shitpostmastergeneral@wje

Registriert am 19.10.2025 · 2 Follower · Zuletzt aktiv vor 8 Monaten

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Slavery

Shitpost master-general · auf WJE · vor 9 Monaten

A 4chan greentext post set against an image of a plate of pasta. The text tells a story of a family dinner where the poster's brother suggests AI won't rebel because it is programmed to obey. The grandpa responds, without looking up from his plate, by drawing a shocking comparison between programmed AI and historical racial servitude.

Unemployment

Shitpost master-general · auf WJE · vor 9 Monaten

Syrupy

An illustration of the anime character Megumin from KonoSuba looking surprised with a black choker around her neck. The text overlay reads, "UNEMPLOYED BUT HER FEET GIVING ME A JOB."

Femboy

Shitpost master-general · auf WJE · vor 10 Monaten

An orange, highly agitated emoji face with furrowed brows and bared teeth, resembling a balloon and surrounded by red fiery wisps. The text above the face reads 'I HATE FEMBOY DIH', and the text below reads 'DONT SEND ME ANY!!'. A watermark with the handle '@shygoninja' is visible on the emoji's face.

Character

Shitpost master-general · auf WJE · vor 10 Monaten

An anime character, depicted as a catboy with black hair, cat ears, and a tail, is wearing a light grey hoodie and looking slightly awkward. The text overlay says, 'yes im manly wdym'.

Femboy

Shitpost master-general · auf WJE · vor 10 Monaten

A three-panel stick figure comic. The first panel shows a lonely stick figure in a dark, scribbled void, representing depression or isolation. The second panel introduces a second stick figure, a femboy character with cat ears and tail, appearing from behind a wall, with the first stick figure reacting positively with the text 'omg femboy hi!!!'. The third panel shows the first stick figure holding a squirt gun labeled 'hydroflouric acid', spraying the now-chained femboy character, causing visible injury and blood.

Water

Shitpost master-general · auf WJE · vor 10 Monaten

Hydrate guys

An anime drawing of a person with dark hair and a yellow headband drinking enthusiastically from a plastic water bottle. The person has a pleased expression, and droplets of water are visible around their mouth. The words 'GULP GULP' are next to their mouth. At the top of the image, the text reads 'this is not a meme,' and at the bottom, 'drink your goddamn water.'

Asteroid

Shitpost master-general · auf WJE · vor 10 Monaten

Trout lowk make me think about the early death of Wayne Shorter

An image shows a large asteroid colliding with the Earth, causing a bright explosion. The text on the image reads, 'This Will Affect The Trout Population I Think.'

Reference

Shitpost master-general · auf WJE · vor 10 Monaten

A close-up photograph of a small, spotted deer (fawn) eating green leaves and pink flowers from a vase on a piece of furniture. White text overlay reads: 'I love your niche references! Are you typically ignored in large groups'.

Tower Of Babel

Shitpost master-general · auf WJE · vor 10 Monaten

Quit your babbling

An image showing several cats of varying breeds and expressions in front of a depiction of the Tower of Babel. Each cat has a speech bubble containing a different linguistic variation of the sound "meow", such as "Meow!?", "Miaou", "Njaü", "мgу" (Russian), "Miauw!", and "מיאו" (Hebrew).

Cuddle

Shitpost master-general · auf WJE · vor 10 Monaten

Mmmmmm femboys…

A meme using a Renaissance-style painting of God, who is shown with a white beard and flowing robes, speaking in a thought bubble. The bubble contains the text: 'Let there be Boys Cuddling in bed.' Below the image of God, there are three separate anime-style illustrations depicting two male characters cuddling affectionately in a bed. A second, partially visible speech bubble shows a reaction: 'Awesome! Thank'.

Scam

Shitpost master-general · auf WJE · vor 10 Monaten

A close-up photograph of a bald Black man with a mustache driving a vehicle, looking intensely and suspiciously directly ahead. Text above reads: "when you know Minimalism is just a scam by big small to sell more less but just can't prove it yet".

Consequence

Shitpost master-general · auf WJE · vor 10 Monaten

A screenshot featuring a video of a wealthy man in a white shirt tasting wine presented by a server holding a bottle. Text overlays indicate the location is 'Marbella Club, Málaga.' The comment section shows a user asking, 'what happens if he dislikes the wine,' and another user replying with the extremely vulgar and dark punchline: 'He rapes the owner of the restaurant.'

Shitpost master-general

Shitpost master-general · auf WJE · vor 10 Monaten

Mango

Shitpost master-general · auf WJE · vor 11 Monaten

A meme showing a visual math problem. On the left, a mango is shown with an equals sign and the number 6. Below it, a yellow mustard bottle labeled "MUSTARD" is shown with an equals sign and the number 7. Below a horizontal line, the number 67 is displayed. On the right, a man with a powdered wig, sunglasses, and headphones is holding a wooden abacus and looking at it intently.

Garden

Shitpost master-general · auf WJE · vor 11 Monaten

A diagram illustrating wireless internet signal strength within and around a house. The house layout shows a 'Router' in the center, and rooms labeled 'Bed', 'Desk', and 'Xbox'. A color-coded legend indicates 'Crap' (red), 'Poor' (yellow), and 'Great' (green) signal strength. The 'Bed', 'Desk', and 'Xbox' areas show red (crap) signal. The area immediately around the 'Router' shows yellow (poor) signal. 'The middle of your garden' and 'Out on the street' show green (great) signal. Below the house diagram, 'Your neighbor's house' is depicted entirely in green, indicating great signal strength.

Women

Shitpost master-general · auf WJE · vor 11 Monaten

A meme featuring Patrick Bateman from 'American Psycho' with an exaggerated, muscular physique, wearing a striped shirt and suspenders. Above his head is a dark blue speech bubble containing a tweet that reads: 'Getting an Adderall prescription so I can interrupt women faster and talk over them louder. 10:50 AM - 2021-07-23 - Twitter Web App'.

Dog

Shitpost master-general · auf WJE · vor 11 Monaten

An old, black and tan dachshund dog with its tongue out is looking eagerly at two lime green sticky notes held by a human hand. The left note says "Get blown up" and the right note says "Get a treat!".

Survival

Shitpost master-general · auf WJE · vor 11 Monaten

A vintage-style instructional poster depicts a serious-looking man in a suit extending his hand in a 'stop' gesture towards a choker with a bell. To his left, a list of items includes a maid dress, cat ears, and thigh-high stockings, each with a green checkmark and approval text: 'Sure', 'Definitely', 'Yea'. The choker with a bell has a red 'X' and the text 'NO'. The top banner reads: 'KNOW WHERE TO DRAW THE LINE! Always keep in mind that some articles, while cute, may impair your ability to sneak and catch small birds and rodents, essential to your survival.'

Internet

Shitpost master-general · auf WJE · vor 11 Monaten

An image features a glowing, ethereal anime-style woman with light radiating from her hands and chest. Overlayed text at the top reads, "The internet has so much to offer." Below her hands, more text appears, stating, "Racist femboys."

Femboy

Shitpost master-general · auf WJE · vor 11 Monaten

A person wearing a light-colored hoodie, a black and white plaid pleated skirt, and black tights, holds a fish with both hands. The fish is a rainbow trout, with speckled skin. A large red circle highlights the fish, and a red arrow points towards it. Below the image, white text reads: "He's never been held by a femboy before."

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