Mother
Sooploosh MacSchnibble · auf WJE ·
Your mother is so fat that her BMI (Body Mass Index) exceeds 40, therefore classifying her as morbidly obese.
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
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Hiii :3 Im a silly gal who loves Monsters n' Creatures n' silly things like that! My favorites are Godzilla (ofc), Ultraman, Gamera, and all monsters from the Monster Hunter franchise!
Pterodactyl
Sooploosh MacSchnibble · auf WJE ·
(Note: this joke is not one of the worst jokes ever because it is obscene or offensive; it’s just a bad joke.) Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they’re dead.