TaylorSwiftBoat

@taylorswiftboat@wje

I WANNA FUCK TAYLOR SWIFT!!!

Registriert am 31.3.2024 · 5 Follower · Zuletzt aktiv vor 1 Jahr

Light

TaylorSwiftBoat · auf WJE · vor 1 Jahr

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Year

TaylorSwiftBoat · auf WJE · vor 1 Jahr

Three men stand in front of a sign that says, "You must 21 years to enter". The text on the image says, "I stand up when I piss (On God)". The text below the image says "21 Savage, Offset & Metro Boomin, 'Still Serving'" and "Genius" on the bottom right.

Rapper

TaylorSwiftBoat · auf WJE · vor 1 Jahr

Why don’t rappers ever get lost?

They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.

Rapper

TaylorSwiftBoat · auf WJE · vor 1 Jahr

Bro how are my favorite rappers gonna make good music if they can’t pop PERKIES

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Soda

TaylorSwiftBoat · auf WJE · vor 1 Jahr

What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?

Dr. Dre Pepper.

Mark Zuckerberg

TaylorSwiftBoat · auf WJE · vor 1 Jahr

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Rapper

TaylorSwiftBoat · auf WJE · vor 1 Jahr

Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?

He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.

Rapper

TaylorSwiftBoat · auf WJE · vor 1 Jahr

What do you call a rapper with bad credit?

Lil Borrow.

Rapper

TaylorSwiftBoat · auf WJE · vor 1 Jahr

Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?

Because his bars were ice.

J. Cole

TaylorSwiftBoat · auf WJE · vor 1 Jahr

A screenshot of a Reddit post about J. Cole's childhood bedroom. The post text says J. Cole had posters of rappers like Eminem and others he admired, including 'shirtless posters of other men in the rap game he loved.' The image shows J. Cole in his bedroom covered in posters, with red circles highlighting two specific posters, one appearing to be Eminem and another of a shirtless Tupac Shakur. A comment below the post makes a crude joke about the shirtless Tupac poster, suggesting J. Cole might have pretended to breastfeed from it and called it 'drinking GOAT milk.'

Rapper

TaylorSwiftBoat · auf WJE · vor 1 Jahr

What did the rapper say to the computer?

“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”

Rapper

TaylorSwiftBoat · auf WJE · vor 1 Jahr

How does a rapper pay for his groceries?

With a SICK FLOW of cash!

Rapper

TaylorSwiftBoat · auf WJE · vor 1 Jahr

Why don’t rappers tell secrets?

Because they always end up DROPPING it.

Rapper

TaylorSwiftBoat · auf WJE · vor 1 Jahr

Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?

Because good rappers always stand out!

Rapper

TaylorSwiftBoat · auf WJE · vor 1 Jahr

What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?

A cypher circle.

Rapper

TaylorSwiftBoat · auf WJE · vor 1 Jahr

Finally a RAPPER at #1

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Rapper

TaylorSwiftBoat · auf WJE · vor 1 Jahr

How do rappers stay warm in the winter?

They drop FIRE TRACKS.

Rapper

TaylorSwiftBoat · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?

Because he wanted to drop higher bars!

Lawyer

TaylorSwiftBoat · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

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Rapper

TaylorSwiftBoat · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?

Ad-lib-idas.