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he got it

viper got the last comment

yea

🎉

how did yall meet if u dont mind me asking ?

Wrong browser window. That's me.

k

:(

O_o

(ToT)

live for the banananananana🍌

I miss Viper T~T

u live in germany ?

drive 100000 miles to see him

Lets go

or walk depending how old u are

how old are u ?

im 15

Could be quite difficult in Germany but she can try

OH NOOOOOO

What happened?

My Eyes are closing

ewwww ur olddddd (im the same age )

I wonder why

ur OLDDD

What did you think?

Viper is also 15 i think

ngl i thought she was like 14 or 13 max

Bless lord, i have coffee at home

nu uh

tbh i like energy drinks more

OMG I HAVE ALSO REDBULL LETS GO

not really a coffee kinda guy

idk if yall have these in europe but there an energy drink called ghost

and they have candy flavors

Yeah i like that so badddd

i would marry a women if she gave me one of these

i love em so much

So you were right

+/- 1 year is within the tolerance I'd say

honestly i would date someone a year younger than me

Never heard of it, seems like we don't

did it before didnt end well at all

they are so good

but if yall drank em ud prob die from the caffeine amounts

mcdöshooty

whats sarah ?

...

Might happen.

whats up sarah ?

loook you are in my bio

lets gooooooo

You could maybe upgrade Viper to "husband".

Not so fast cowboy

or fiance if ur fancy

🤠

Who should i add

idk

Right, this one fits better i guess.

orrrrrrr mi amor if u wanna be just a lil bit more

mcshooty i upgrade u

cool

i hate mathhhh

^^

same

i got math homework and my brain is just dying on me right now

XD

algebra suckssssssssssss

I help u if i get ur password

Password?

password to what exactly ?

on yt

Bank account

nah dont got one

take my payments in cash

better that way

k

i want your………… SW PASSWORD

I don't like cash, too many coins flying around

thats why i only take paper

why ?

idk bff style

i give u mine

tell u what i wont give u my password but ill answer any secret u want to know

In Germany everything up to two euros (roundabout $2) are coins, so that's not really working here.

rly

highest value coin in america is quarter and thats a quarter dollwer

go ahead

whats ur password

...

...

…

damn

i got u

u did

Come on were BFFS

i say mine

tbh i was just trying not to tell u because i forgot it 😅

qwerty!123

if its anything like my other ones it prob my b-day and my dogs name

ok

birth year and dogs name

should i say mine?

"20100318dog"?

Ah, only year

nah thats ur password

k

i do want 1 favor thing

ys?

face reveal

XD

NAHHHHHH

NAHHHHHHHH

do it

NAHHHHHHHHH

u have to now

We'll keep it for Viper

i swear on my left eye u i wont ss

nah im writing now on kindle tho

whats ur brother on ?

PC

hi

u do it i do it

NAH BRO i cant

Hi Anonym

why ?

cant be ugly or nuthin

(this time the anon isn't me, by the way)

BECAUSE IM ON KINDLE DOOFUS

atleast body reveal

mmmmm

use pc or sim sumin

Tommorow?

Send a photo to me via mail and I will upload it here

🤷🏽

In fact it already is tomorrow...

01:30

yeah yall in the future lol

6:31 for me

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

No, you're in the past ^^

and yall in the future

NO DINGUS TOMMOROW

Who is Dingus?

yes u are in tomorrow and im in the past

shut up my friend

Time's relative anyway

exactly

the past is history and the futures a mystery all that is in existence is here right now

REVEAL UR FACE

come.on im. fr on kindle.xan we de it.after school (my school)

That'd be during his school :)

do itttt

and the first who see my face is Viper

In person.

And its not because im ugly because im not

didnt say that

yea

Is this you?

yea :)

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A progress bar?

do u look ur pfp

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look like ur pfp

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BUMMMMMM

🍌

Wo don't do that in Germany, just exploding during a conversation is considered impolite here.

*We

IM from gm

gm ?

germany

Gulf of Mexiko.

can someone tell me a night stor

y

erm u mean gulf of america ☝🤓

Aaah, please forgive me

uhh no sorry the ones i know are uh how do i put it not very friendly

pls tell .me

uh lemme think

plssssssss

have u heard of the story of the blind men and the elephant ?

no

do u want to here it ?

y3eaa.

So, ladies and gentlemen, I would go now, maybe one should sleep at least a little bit at night. So I whish you a good evening/night/morning or whatever, see you!

as with u fruend

i dont know the exact words but here we go

one day the circus was coming to town and a group of blind men had heard of an animal called an elephant they had never interacted with one before so they decided to go to the circus to feel what the elephant look liked as they stood before the elephant they started to feel the elephant to understand what it had looked like one blind man had touched the ears of the animal and said ¨this animal is thick and flat like a blanket ¨ anouther man touched the foot and replied ¨u fool this animal is sturdy and strong like a tree ¨ the last blind man had touched the trunk and said ¨ur both fools this animal is sharp and hard like a spear¨ the blind men would argue and argue for the rest of the day until the elephants owner had said ¨u are all correct and wrong in your own ways only if u had put all of ur example into one would u see the full picture ¨

thats basically what the story is i dont remember all of it

gn sarah hope u enjoyed my lolas story

Setra