CHHAT UUUU BUMSSS!

ryannnnnnn

@facemcshooty

mami commeree

WAZZAAA

HIIIIIIII

omg hiiiiiii

you need to get on moree

actually not really been focusing on school but sure

uhm be nice

AND IM THE FUCKIN BEST WITH MUSIC

so you choose music over us </3

sobbing rn

no but im happy you choose to focous on scool

im act am too but my school work is done in 2-4 hours

and tlaking to people act help me do what i need, its werid but like gives motivation, and multitasking always helps me

hell yuhhh

i can only play flute and some gutiar

but i can prolly play gutair and sing

YO I really want to learn to play guitar

eugh mine is gergouss

BUT I WAS A FUCKIN BUM IN MIDDLE SCHOOL AND LISTENED TO MY PARENTS AND CHOSE TRUMPET

TRUMPETS SUCKS ASS

BAHHAHA

dumbass

😭

i mean i guess

but ion really fw nonchalt pple

I guess I'd go with nonchalant

people who always try to act serious and smart are the best to be stupid around

uhm

wsp

what?

chalt js means they are themsevles

nonchalt is when they pretend to have like no emotions

or wtvr

yeah but think about it

thinking

i like when they both

or nonchalt with everyone but they freinds

I like making em break character

ryan rq

what is this style.

like what is this style called

gothic I assume

not really emo

its like fake tiktok goth

the kinds that make me wanna kms

Wassup amis

but this

and thisssssss

AND THISSSSS

works of art

yeah gothic

like mmgmgmsgmm mommy

what

hm>

hihihii

I don’t get American fashion

bro ethan told me the shit i was doing was against his religon

thats js gothic

thats trad goth

we have a bunch of diffrent styles

I'm not really alt I do like the style and wish to apply it a bit

grunge and older brother vibes ykwim

yesssssssss

i fw grunge so hard

frrr baggy clothes hoodies and the jeans

its like almost 12 and i have one class left

IMFG I LOVE THE JEANS

i started at like 9:30

LITTEARLY YESSSSSS

I used to where straight jeans and I'd look plain but BAGGY IS FOREVER NOW

i sometimes wanna dress like a grunge girl mixed with e girl

ew.

s8 jeands?

id only wear those if they had like certain things

straight jeans

like idk how to explain

it must be funny

Nah

YO NOOO

Arabs do not laugh hot at all

no i mean like

Heyy

is the accent hot

ive never head a arab accent

Fuck no x2

Wassup

i fw aussie accents, germans, sometimes scottish

never british

OMG babros voice melts my heart. like its so sweet and i could die listening to it

his vms littearly always make my days

Aussie and Scottish I understand

a bit

Darn commies

Croissants ready gtg

gay

huh

Im not a bum😭

oh yes im so gay for my husband

Im grown up, like 10 years old

and no SOME german accents are hot. never all. but find the right one

and im littearly gooning

omfggg like cumming fast

Bro lock in

like talk me through it

cough anyways

I'd stick to american

oh ive said worse to you dont

valid,

Fair

EXPECIALLY SOUTHERN DRAWN ACCENTS HOLY SHIT

exatcly

im sorry i icked

COUNTRY GIRL ACCENTS ARE FUCKIN PEAK

brb

ew

act no

some drawls are hot

I like latinas

when its a slight southern drawl

i can hear it bleessing me

like yes mami

🤤

my dads mexican and it blessed me. Not my skin color but

it blessed my fucking body

as weird as it feels to say that

Ein anderer Sophie gooner classic

Spass

Bro sophie ist so verdammt hässlich

idk u so ima assume your chill

someone correct me if im wrong

Fr

who tf is sophie

Ich?

yuh u

Hässlich

okay so she got nice facial fetures but they arent like places correctly

she js looks basic asf

FYMMM

Ich bin chill (ausser mit babro ^^)

how about read under it

oh.

Damn good croissants for 2,50 euros

ALL

Just kidding

bro i js got so icked

We discuss a lot

okay, ill give a 5 year old

witwith a drawl

is that hot ryan

i seee

Theyre like water and lava

thats unfair ykwim

And he prb hates me for my political point

okay fine. an old man

A WOMAN CALLS ME DARLING IM DYING FROM BLUSH

So i like him but he doesnt likes me

i see. I mean idk if he would hate you

bro im crine. i call everyone darling and im not southern

I ain't gay but that dude defintiey Is cool ASF

NOT DARLING DARLIN

he abused his children and hes an alchol

okay i fw itt

Why tf do yall call fries “French fries”?!

why are we giving him a backstory 😭

i used to have a slight drawl but i elimated that shit

They’re from Belgium!

they r gross anyways

we boil them like we want the French

i hate greesy foods

esp fried foods

Absolutely disagree

KFC boneless chicken GOATED

some are gross tbh

i have to be in the mood for it

like the BULLSHIT THEY BE SERVING ME AT FUCKIN SONIC

SHITS WETTER THEN A FAT BITCHES MINGE

but ive always had home made food, we dont eat out much so like

Sonic opened a restaurant?

ion like fast food

is this satire, it hurts my brain

its a fast food place in america idk if its in Europe

Nah we don’t got a lot of em in Evropa

all you need to know shit burgers great drinks

what are we talking about rn

ive been sleeping a thousand years it seemsss

the fast food place

White Castle, Five Guys etc are not in Europe, only MC , Burger King, KFC , Pizza Hut and Dominos

got to open my eyes from everythinggg

fuck five guys

whats mc, mid, yummers, gross and gross

cali bullshit

i act love kfc

guys i made a like crab dip

its littearly js the stuff thats inside crab ra goons

Boneless chicken, spicy chicken legs and turkey legs are now all separate

i made a shit ton of it for the family thign adn it was gone that day

And they don’t even skin the potatoes anymore

DUCK

i love ducks sm, id never eat one

oh

im sorry but i hate your kfc

Now I’ve switched to Burger King

W

ion eat beef tho

i genunily only eat chicken atp

and turkey ig

bc ion eat beef, ion eat pork

and we js dont get other stuff

Aight ima go

¡Adios!

bye <333

back

hii!

moosic

did a cow make it ?

eugh i hate my dad

hes like

"are you going to your brothers foot ball game tn"

and i was like "i dont plan too"

and hes like "Well you problably should its your big brother"

i promise he would appricate me not going but wtvr

okay im act complaing abt dumb shit rn

YO IVE BEEN HAVINNG THE SAME PROBLEM WITH MY MUM

Liam's in football too and I've been forced to watch his games I don't hate it because I want to support em BUT HIS TEAM IS STRAIGHT ASS

he even hit me with the

"im not going to force you to " With the demanding tone.

like i call you dad, not daddy, dont use demanding tones with me.

Dih

littearly

yo what

like i get told to "support" like gtfo

what?

ew my uncle smells like dog shit

0-26 0-18 0-19 ALL OF THERE SCORES WE HAVENT SCORED SHIT

" I call you dad not daddy"

bhahaha, ima go and js work on my journal prolly

exactly, so he shouldnt use a demanding tone?

i act h8 calling men daddy.

its like weird

ill stick with "yes sir" in my own world

or "good boy"

depends on the mood

yeah that's all u really gotta o

YO noooo

bhahaha

I'm talking the neet freaks

im act so happy being single

not the normal guys with issues

mhm

YO SAME

I've been asked out and it went really well

im talking the ones who will abuse me and tell me they love me and string me alone and keep me loved whenever i need it but the second they know i wont leave

and then abuse me more, mentally, and phsycailly, make me hate myself

then make it seem like they are the only one who will evr love me

take me away from everyone

yeah yeah wtv I'm talking the fuckers who are just incels and ain't got spine no where but in there ass

then tell me "what would you do with out me"

I would live in calm

ik what you mean, i js dk how to explain

but yeah i hate the spinless idiots that feel powerful by being called dadddy

like gtfo

the boney men sounds like a fuckin cult 😅

exactly the overprotective mofos

this made me laugh and now my dads looking at me like im crazy

like pretend your girl sure but don't be like "stay away from my kitten or I'll beat your ass"

"D-Dont touch her!!! Grrrr you dont wanna see my.. my.. dark side!!. THEYLL REGRET THE DAYYY the dayy they touched her... my love..."

id run away

dont call me kitten wtf

THEY ARE ALWYAS SKINNY OR FUCKIN MELTING BRU

BHAHAHAHA YES

like i dont body shame, but if you have an ugly persoanilty

eveyrhting ab yu is ugly

HOW DOES YOUR TOP HALF LOOK LIKE A AFERICAN CHILD AND YOUR BOTTOM HALF LOOK LIKE FUCKIN SLIMER

they could be like hot asf, nice hands, abs, like muscles, but the perfect amount

and the constant wet looking hair 😭

but if they ugly perso ugly look

ew.

how is your hair a solid and a liquid at once

ITS LIKE GELL

i have to wash my hair more often cause the shampoo i was using i was alergic too

and now i ahve to use one thats like too healthy n i alr got healthy hair so it loosk greesy after 2 days, nd my hair being short

don't get me started on there mouths

but idrc i shower daily

THIS BRU

oh ew.

I swear if there teeth where arrows on a map it would look like a fuckin JAMBLE

one thing I'll always ask God about is how tf do they have gfs and I don't

LIKE

HOW

sky daddy

ion ask sky daddy nun

Leave in conditioner

i stopped dating shit guys ion gun lie

but thats cause like 80% of my freinds give me literal princess treatment

soo i dont settle i got all i need

or wash it correctly

THERE HAIR IS JUST LIKE A PIECE OF MOSS IN A RIVER CONSTANTLY

so it looks like a fucking mess

ew

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5 A's and one B

im so happyuh