Will einer chatten?

:)

._.

xD

Hi

T≈T

Hallo?

:|

:(

Noch jemand hier?

Ok bye

Bist du noch da?

Ja

monkey propaganda

Hiii

:D

allo

cant wait for the war

Have to correct my englisch exam 😭

XD

im gonna use gorilla warfare

Is it strong?

its a pun

but yes it is strong

Have to google it

wait

Wortspiel?

yes

ah, okay

kinda like a dad joke lol

xD

how does the war work ?

like how do we attack and such

Real war?

or the game ?

the game

idk i never played it

sry :(

that alr

ill have to win in other ways

Good luck 😉

i got guns bullets and bananas i dont need luck 😁

Yeah true, you‘ll have monkey soldiers right?

yes

in america we call it the marine core

Do you have enoght bananas to feed them?

Ah, okay

bananas are like oil to us we will steal them from other factions

are u good in games like this?

Okay 🫡

idk

never done anything like this 😁

just gonna wing it

What is the name called?

🤷🏽

Okay its TABS

Hi

Ooooh, yeah my freind and me used to play this

Heyy

Wie geht’s?

gut und dir so?

Same

D

:D*

spielst du da mit?

Beim event?

ja

Ja

Ist slay noch hier?

Ka

OHHHHHH

i know how to play now

are custom units allowed ?

Its Not online, we tell Jako what units we want to buy

mmmm

i want all monkeys

Hmmmhm

XD

Hey

^^

Ja war kurz weg

Musste den letzten Krieg nachlesen

Hey

wie gehts

gorilla warfare

Ist was?

Slay, bei den letzten hungerspielen hatte SWF auch ein Bündnis, weil er Angst vor der Person hatte. Dreimal darfst du raten, wer wem in den rücken gefallen ist, nachdem er stärker wurde

Also vertrau ihm nicht

Was ist was?

trust no one got it

👍

Er war loyal zu mir

Aber ich war auch stärker..

Ich auch

Siehst du

Wem war swf in den rücken gefallen?

Brauche einen Namen

Noch niemandem, aber er hat gesagt, dass er es machen wird…

Also er hatte ein Bündnis mit bevo?

Warte, ich gehs kurz nachlesen

Ich schicke sonst auch paar Screenshots

Aber nichts sagen, sie weiss noch nichts, und es soll fair bleiben

Achsoo das war es

Die betreffenden Kommentare sind gelöscht

Aber du warst mav auch in den rücken gefallen, und das nur, weil ich es wollte und stärker war als du

Also bist du eig schlimmer als swf, weil du es durchgezogen hast

Weil du ein besseres Bündnis warst

Du hast mir ein Angebot gemacht

Und mav war eh schon so gut wie tot…

Hm..

Bis samstag hab ich ja noch Zeit zum überlegen

Ok…

Aber denk daran, wir hätten etwas, das unser Bündnis zusammenhält. SWF nd

Voll die kriegsstimmung

XD

Das schweizer ding?

Joa

Es ist besser als ni

*nichts

Muss off, byeeeeee

back

Bye bye

Hi

allo

monkey men to war

🍌🤪

😭

🍌

😭

FOR ALL WHO LOVE BANANA

But u don’t call me Bell anymore so it is okay 🥲

ENLIST NOW 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌

bananabella

Nuh Uh

bell banana 😁

Nuh Uh!

👀

Wanna see a pic of my doggo?

YES

i love dogs

ill show u my if u do to

Face?

I alr saw ur’s

My doggo

look ar her again

allo

She’s cuteeee

Fr

But I Love sm

Hi htw my friends

Hiii

Please set an alarm for saturday 5 a.m., because then the rules are publiced

:D

Ive been Stalking you a feeling ninutes

Game starts at 6a.m.

Atleast for you ig

5 in the morning 😭

:D

Look at thisss Foto I took of herrrrr <3

*staring on the neighbours intensifies*

Im gonna steal ur dog

Awwwwww this is cute

Cute bis auf die Blume halt

Awwww😭😭

Noooo I need her 🥲

🥲

XD

i need her more

XD

Noooo

She is chilling rn waitt

Das ist ja das cute drann

Ne

Doch schon

Pf ihr habt keine ahnung

monkey war

Ixh stimme dir doch zu 😭

Jaa ik ich meinte nd dich

.

Idk why she is laying like that🥲 now she is following me 🥲

OMGG NOO HOW CUTE IS THATT😭😭

<333 soooooo cuteeee

Can u send her to me via deutsche Post

Do ur dogs also scream at u?

No one can be compared to my soldiers

Please

Nein? 🥲

I scream at dogs

yes

...

i yell back lol

XD

:(

Like she’s not sounding like a dog anymore🥲

Same lmao

Bella? Reinhypothetisch

my cat is fat 🥲

Was?

shes learning to be human 😨

:O

Scream? Like girl scream?

:(

Yup she is also random walking around on two legs buttt on the front legssss 🥲

monkey soldiers will win

"Butt"?😏

No like old man scream 😭

Nooo

shes already human now 😳

Kann md sry

Lmaoo😭

Nop she is peeing like that 😭

Yupppp we were in the woods, and she randomly started to scream

my god she had the brain power of a human toddler

one sec brb

But she’s like doing a handstand, while peeing 😭

WHERE TF DID U BUY UR DOG😭😭

Nah 😭

XD

Thats normal. The higher a dog is peeing, the more dominant he is in his region. Educate yourself before calling nature fucked up

._.

She was saved out of Bulgaria 🥲 idk what they do to dogs there 😭

Ik

But it still looks weird

Huh? Had a dog and i searched many things up but never heard of that

Hai

Shark

Fisch

And she’s not like doing it next to a stone or something like that like just on a pure grass field 😭

Yea thats normal

Hiiii

Wie geht’s?

In a Handstand 🥲

My bffs dog does this too

It is sooo weird

Broo wieso stell ich mir das so komisch vor😭😭😭

Guttt

Weil es komisch isss

Ich hab noch nie nen hund im handstand pinkeln sehen

Krieg

Slay, hast du schon eine Entscheidung getroffen?

Nö

back

Hi

Sieht das so aus wie bei dem oben rechts?

Wb

thx

Yep, but not on a walk and she’s walking while doing that 🥲

Wb

*wall

ur dogs learning

half human half canine

Yup

She is also like discussing if we say something to her and she don’t want to do it or we don’t allow her to play with our dogs right now she’s like talking. I don’t know how to describe it but it’s like a husky🥲

Does she pee on herself sometimes?👀

Whats wrong with you?

Nop she is really good at it

Did she ever do a purzelbaum because of this?

Husky Phoenix

So she got the necessary skills and Talent

Idkkk😭😭

No, but she was like on 3 m high hill of wood. You know if they cut the trees off and then she was like falling down and was doing a Salto and then she stand up and was like walking away😭

Yup

Can we stop talking about dogs. My brain is going crazy rn

Why?

Ahhh noo poor doggy..😭😭 whats her name?

Lene✨✨

No, she didn’t hurt herself

butter milk biscuits

He is secretly in love with husky ig

She loves one of our neighbours and the neighbours is also loving her, but she has two cats and now she loves my dog more than her own cats🥲

Nuh uh

You know too much

Wanna see her trick?

yes

show NOW

Waitt

Standing

I can also stand. But nobody ever thought it was a cool trick.😒

Hand und fussboden reveal

Ich habe mehr

You could impress your crush (yellow) with it

High Five

I habe ihren rl Namen

u should teach her to grab stuff with her paws

I can do that too:D

Shut it Link. Aka. Mr I-am-very-scared-of-kittens

*ich

Same

🥲

She is st doing that

make her draw then

dog art

Or teach her to write

Or as contraction: dart

She could go to university

I don’t think that works she has ADHD like meeeeeee 🥲

Or start ww3

4 you mean

mmmm

Nuh Uh she is friendly she even got sheep and horses and deers as friends

.. huh?

:)

:)

We don’t talk about three…

Oh... Hasn't it been in the news yet?

We promised to keep it secret, be careful with what you say

were always watching

Sh..should i be scared?

We do not talk about Luxembourg

Huh?

always watching

You should always be scared if Jako says something to you

Except in the War-Event

then u should be afraid of the monkey

U wanna be Effie in the FF?

Gtg

bb jako

*Hands up* O… Okay *down on knees*

Bb

DONT MOVE PUT HAND IN THE RREES

DONT U REACH FOR THAT BANANA

Okay *puts hands in the Rees*

good tell me where ur hoarding ur illegal stash of umarked bananas

I am sorry great money good I don’t have illegal things I am a German

You see, shes german. Let ger go or round 3.

*her

*help*

mmm u free to go ma,am dont let me ever u see u do anything again

monkey cop

I didn’t even do anything 🥲

thats what all the non monkeys say

Okay great money

Humans are like monkeys

I am no human I am a witch 👹

BURN HER

monkeys have feet hands

Idk how to say in english, wir zählen zu den Menschenaffen

Avada Kedavra

we are among great apes ?

Much better for climbing

and eating banannaanananananas

Human monkeys

Nope, thats what religious people say, but people who say that were Kreide holen in biology

im a catholic monkey 😵‍💫

Yup I actually Love bananas

Bella, ich hab was für deine FF geschickt

ff ?

Yea

Guten evening

guten lunch

Hab gesehen

Fan Fiktion

Good Tag

Hiiii^^

back

I posted st u can go looking

Wb <3

Wb

Wb

Is Shooty still here?

Idk

Tyy

K

Still have five minutes screen time that I have to go :(

:(

You're allowed to use your phone untill 20:02?

20:00

They are not enough people for def fanfiction I’m just putting some random people from Sw in

So five minutes were a bit exaggerated, one would be more precise.

:/

Ok

30 seconds

15

15

But I still have one last minute than

Byee, good night

RIP

Huh

Ah

still have my one minute

XD

30 seconds

I don’t want tomorrow🥲

Then sleep 24h

Schlaf gut, bis morgen

Training von 19 bis 21 Uhr 😭

Gute Nacht

Bb

RIP

.

Bb

Bb

Byee

Slay, warum heisst du eig so?

Aber echt. Das hier ist dein Account: schlechtewitze.com/@slayg%C3%B6rl

Stimmt, was ist eig mit den

*dem

wop

Wie lange noch)

*?

Hab das passwort nicht mehr

Ist schon vorbei glaub ich aber ich lass es glaub so

Bella lebt noch

Warum?._.

Jako hilft dir.

Meinst du?

Ich weiss es

Mein Passwort??

Achso

._.

Ka

Das sowieso, aber darum geht's ja nicht.

*stilke^

🍌

BELLA-CREEPPPPPPP^^

Crêpe? Wo?

Heyy, darf ich mit chatten?

Genehmigt. Guten Abend!

Dankeschön ^^ dir auch einen schönen abend

Ausnahmsweise

._.

danke für die Ausnahme

Worum gehts?

Um Stille, Ruhe und eigentlich gar nichts. Hast du ein Thema?

Hmm.

Bin off, byeeeeee

:|

bb

:9

:)*

Gute Nacht!

Byeee

Es fühlt sich iwie wie nachmittag an ._.

Halb neun, Spätnachmittag.

jmd da?