Göte-Witze
Deine Mutter ist so dumm, sie steckt sich Batterien in den Arsch, springt vom Hochhaus und sagt: "I got the power!"
Chuck Norris verliert nicht gegen Gott, er gibt ihm einen Vorsprung.
Memes
Warum hauen Gorillas sich immer auf die Brust? Weil sie an Gott glauben!
Was schreiben gläubige Menschen aus England auf einen Brief?
"Dat Brief For Got."
Er zur Frau: "I've got a hangover."
Sie: "Wooo?"
One, two, three. Turn it up. Big wheels keep on turnin'. Carry me home to see my kin. Singin' songs about the south-land. I miss Alabama once again and I think it's a sin, yes.
Well, I heard Mister Young sing about her. Well, I heard ol' Neil put her down. Well, I hope Neil Young will remember, A southern man don't need him around anyhow. Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so blue. Sweet home Alabama Lord, I'm comin' home to you.
In Birmingham, they love the governor (boo-hoo-hoo). Now we all did what we could do. Now Watergate does not bother me. Does your conscience bother you? Tell the truth. Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so blue. Sweet home Alabama (oh yeah) Lord, I'm comin' home to you. Here I come, Alabama. Oh, oh, oh Alabama, oh, oh, oh Alabama, oh, oh, oh Alabama, oh, oh, oh Alabama
Now Muscle Shoals has got the Swampers And they've been known to pick a song or two (yes they do). Lord, they get me off so much. They pick me up when I'm feelin' blue. Now how about you? Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so blue. Sweet home Alabama Lord, I'm comin' home to you. Sweet home Alabama (oh, sweet home) Where the skies are so blue And the governor's true Sweet home Alabama (Lordy) Lord, I'm comin' home to you, yeah, yeah Montgomery's got the answer.
Best Lied ever:)👍🏽🥸
Memes
Wenn ich mal den einen Link schicken würde
Interesannter Lebenslauf 💀
Das ist so böse.😭
(Bitte fragt nicht nach der Theorie, wie es zu dieser Übereinstimmung gekommen ist)
Community
Matt, this is from @necrowancer
@Matt I need help. So basically my messages wont show up on SW because the accs of the spammer "Ali" (he has multiple accs) I took over (I know this is not fair, but he literally told his passwort and he is a spammer) also got banned. So basically I owned the accs and they were over my IP. Because these accs were banned, my IP also basically got banned and my messages cant show up. Could you fix it?
Gothisch bedeutet so viel wie barbarisch, satanisch oder von den Goten abstammend.
Incoherent Sound Challenge Trend
"First we got b3nin. At two we got e (Englisch ausgesprochen) At three we got eehyoo At four we got *B* And at last we got mhh"
(Ist ein Trend bei dem diese Geräusche schnell hintereinander gesagt haben. Es werden Bilder gezeigt die zu den Wörtern/ Geräuschen passen)