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Fritzchen-Witze

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Minecraft-Witze

Schwarzer Humor

Alle-Kinder-Witze

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Vier Bilder, die jeweils eine Frau, einen Mann, eine Frau und eine Katze zeigen, die unterschiedliche Reaktionen auf die Grammatik der Sprachen Französisch, Italienisch, Deutsch und Englisch zeigen. Französisch und Italienisch haben einfache Artikel für Singular und Plural, während Deutsch vier Fälle hat. Englisch hat nur "THE". Auf den jeweiligen Bildern sind die Landesflaggen zu sehen.

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Tolkien, eine Legende für sich.

Das Bild zeigt eine Szene aus Star Wars mit bearbeiteten Texten. Oben sagt der "Editor": "Der Plural von Dwarf ist 'dwarfs', nicht 'dwarves'". In der Mitte fragt "Tolkien": "Drohst du mir?". Darunter sagt der "Editor": "Das Wörterbuch wird über dein Schicksal entscheiden" und am Ende verkündet "Tolkien": "Ich schrieb das Wörterbuch".

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Film Idea: Giant Centipedes!
Learn Spanish. See more theatre.
Call that lady back about the thing.
Open a 'Frills' store next to the 'No Frills."
IDEAS
Built in shoe-homs!
Is Toledo holy?
Invent a dance and patent it.
Actually renew my driver's license.
Buckets for 'Bucket Lists.
Donate stuff.
One-sy Formal Wear!
See-thru hats
Visit Tibet.
War
No salsa left
Car needs cleaning. Badly.
Basement is worse than the car.
What's up with Horror movies?
Isn't real life scary enough?
in
Flatulence is
natural dammit
Name all 7 Three Stooges
Totally ADD.com
Was Play-Dough invented by Plato?
Vaping is as bad as smoking? Really?
If trees could talk, they'd be very boring.
Someday Denmark! Aboriginal Rights
We are out of cream.
The ad said 2 scoops of raisins
a box of Kellogg's Raisin Bran.
How big is the scoop?
Same scoop for larger boxes?
Oh, wait, I found more cream.
Watch the video I bought
MY
FOCUS
Milk weakens bones? Seriously?
Weird bird chirping
Papercuts.
Listen more.
Headache or stroke?
Flatulence from cows
Eat better.
Anti-Vaxxer idiots put me at risk
Roaming charges. Should I use coupons?
Fire ants! Yikes!
FEARS
Rain again?
Ashley's and men! Again!
What's the plural of caboose?
Boats are fun. I want a pet rabbit.
Do
they still make lifesavers?
I admire magicians.
Taxes overdue! I think...
Must start a diary
Chocolate
Ghosts? What happened to killer bees?
What's wrong with humanity?
What's wrong with these pickles?
Drowning! Climate change.
Totally ADD.com
This bread toasts unevenly
RANDOM
Immature? Or youthful?
What are alternative facts?
Where's Waldo now?
Bricklins
Do Kurds eat Curds?
I like turtles.
Are beans really a fruit?
Are they really musical?
Are old VHS tapes worth big $$$$
Is yoga related to yogurt? Ask Cheri
Does Woolworths still exist?
Patrick & Janis for dinner?
Do trees sleep?
Melba Toast?
Vegan? Could I do it
Why
am I here on earth?
Is my ADHD medication helping?
QUESTIONS
What if I was taller?
Do fish cry?
Why is my spouse upset?
Why am I here at this meeting?
Are mobile homes from Mobile Alabama?
What's that smell?
How bad are these bunions?