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Mississippi

Two Italian men get on a bus...

They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. They speak with an Italian accent.

The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first.

Den I come.

Den two asses come together.

I come once-a-more.

Two asses, they come together again.

I come again and pee twice.

Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.

"In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.

"Who talkin' abouta sexa?

I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."

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    Corona-Hits, Ausgabe 5

    1. Mario Rosenauer – Drei Tage kein Klopapier

    2. Katja Ebstein – Viren gibt es immer wieder

    3. Tim Bendzko – Nur noch kurz den Mund schützen

    4. Cindy und Bert – Immer wieder testen

    5. Ireen Sheer – Und heut Abend hab ich Covid

    6. Roy Black und Anita – Schön ist es nicht daheim zu sein

    7. Wencke Myhre – Lass mein Viren, Joe

    8. Freddy Quinn – Lunge bekommt Viren

    9. Wind – Lass das Sonnenbad im März

    10. Gunter Gabriel – Hey Boss, ich brauch mehr Tests

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