Mississippi

Mississippi-Witze

Vater

    • Ein Mann geht zur Wahrsagerin und fragt: "Was macht mein Vater gerade?"

    Die Wahrsagerin antwortet: "Ihr Vater sitzt am Mississippi und angelt."

    "Ha!", schreit der Mann, "ich wusste doch, dass die ganze Wahrsagerei nur Schwindel ist! Mein Vater ist schon vor zehn Jahren gestorben!"

    "Der Mann Ihrer Mutter ist vor zehn Jahren gestorben", erwidert die Wahrsagerin, "aber Ihr Vater sitzt am Mississippi und angelt!"

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    • Italiener

    • Two Italian men get on a bus...

    They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. They speak with an Italian accent.

    The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

    "Emma come first.

    Den I come.

    Den two asses come together.

    I come once-a-more.

    Two asses, they come together again.

    I come again and pee twice.

    Then I come one lasta time."

    "You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.

    "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

    "Hey, coola down lady," said the man.

    "Who talkin' abouta sexa?

    I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."

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    • Mississippi-Memes

    Donald Trump

    • Hurrikane verwüsten Mississippi:

    Donald Trump: "Alles Fake News! Alles inszeniert von der Biden-Regierung. Die haben einige Dörfer plattgemacht, um die unsinnige Idee eines Klimawandels zu belegen. Es gibt aber keine Klimaerwärmung! Alles Fake News! Während meiner zweiten Amtszeit wird so etwas nicht passieren, denn ich werde den Tornados verbieten, Amerika anzugreifen. Wir werden sie nach Mexiko umleiten. America first!"

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    • Alabama

    • One, two, three. Turn it up. Big wheels keep on turnin'. Carry me home to see my kin. Singin' songs about the south-land. I miss Alabama once again and I think it's a sin, yes.

    Well, I heard Mister Young sing about her. Well, I heard ol' Neil put her down. Well, I hope Neil Young will remember, A southern man don't need him around anyhow. Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so blue. Sweet home Alabama Lord, I'm comin' home to you.

    In Birmingham, they love the governor (boo-hoo-hoo). Now we all did what we could do. Now Watergate does not bother me. Does your conscience bother you? Tell the truth. Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so blue. Sweet home Alabama (oh yeah) Lord, I'm comin' home to you. Here I come, Alabama. Oh, oh, oh Alabama, oh, oh, oh Alabama, oh, oh, oh Alabama, oh, oh, oh Alabama

    Now Muscle Shoals has got the Swampers And they've been known to pick a song or two (yes they do). Lord, they get me off so much. They pick me up when I'm feelin' blue. Now how about you? Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so blue. Sweet home Alabama Lord, I'm comin' home to you. Sweet home Alabama (oh, sweet home) Where the skies are so blue And the governor's true Sweet home Alabama (Lordy) Lord, I'm comin' home to you, yeah, yeah Montgomery's got the answer.

    Best Lied ever:)👍🏽🥸

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    • Mississippi-Memes