On-Witze

Was ist geil? "Attack on Tintan" Was macht dich geiler ? "Redo of Healer"

you've heard of elf on the shelf...
now get ready for

You know Denmark when ya
speak ye kinda sound like ye
choking on a potato
What?! das
ridicolous!
My beautiful languag is hundred
of years old and is quite pure,
aint no way a potato can replicate
that!
Mmph!
Eukg uhjkrrrk i c-
chokkring
Hek help krrph
Oh so yuo
know bit of
danish?
T
Hey no needt to
get political
gast
Clink
Æugkhtr æårkt
T
What the helv ist
wrong with yuø
Arktr krrrr
Т
3
DONT bring my
mother into dis
Yuo know wȧat? be a
jærk just not when im
here
Hope yuo choke to
dead on potato
SLAM

Angus Bethunes moment‐Zusammenfassung auf Englisch (für die Klassenarbeit)

Angus can't dance but he can play good football and get good grades too. He has brown hair,he wears a siut and he is a little bit fat,because of that he is often bullied. Angus is a little bit nervous,because he was elected Winter Ball King,that means he will be out on the dance floor with Melissa Leferve,the girls of her dreams. He fell in love with Melissa since Kindergarten but he have never even talked to her.

Melissa has blonde hair,she wears earrings and a yellow dress. She looks handsome. Melissa is a helpful girl,because she shows Angus how to dance.

Rick Sanford,the boyfriend from Melissa,he is drunk.He makes fun of Angus and is disrespectful to his girlfriend Melissa.

Danke für die,die das bis hier hin gelesen haben :)

Morgen schreibe ich eine Arbeit und den Inhalt des Textes muss ich können,habt ihr noch Tipps,was ich noch ergenzen könnte inhaltlich oder auch generell? Was ich vielleicht noch bei den Charaktereigenschaften von den jeweiligen Personen ergenzen könnte😊

Für Tipps/Feedback in die Kommentare👇

Danke schonmal😊

Me: *puts on hand
sanitizer*
A cut I never knew existed
O

Sed at night
Bed in the
morning
Bed when you
throw your
phone on it

Rapper Opti Lv.14
BASIC
Swag-Attack
Opti rappt einen Freestyle-Rap und verwirrt so das
gegnerische Optimon für zwei Runden.
Rapper-Duell
Moneyboy taucht auf und battled sich mit Opti. Dadurch
ist er abgelenkt. Nur ein Schnitzel kann Opti wieder
einsatzfähig machen
Optim on - Das lustige Karten spiel
weakness
+10
resistance
150 HP
-10
-fake card-
Mus FETTSACK
retreat cost

#selfmade

THE FASTEST
THINGS ON EARTH
CHEETAH
AIRPLANE
QN
SPEED OF LIGHT
Mbappé

Bisschen spät, ik.

$It's of official, Germoney is of out of the World Cup Qualification in 2022. Defeated by a Fake Greek! Big upset for Germoney, big win for con-artist Macedonia! GER MKD 1 2 Wow Germoney, I canno believe yuo keep yuor cool and not fuck kill me for losing to underdoggie! Must be tough to miss out of the world cup in....\ ..QATAR! FIFA $ QATAR 2022 4 WHIP! PFFFFBB.. 5555 PFFFFFB8B... Ich lost on purpose so ich won't go to Arab-shithole land to play futball in hot scortching sun in stadium built by slaves.$

POV: es ist Sommer und du hast draussen gespielt

Me: *puts on hand
sanitizer*
A cut I never knew existed:

Trump-Witze auf Englisch

What does Melania see in Donald Trump? -- 10 billion dollars and high cholesterol.

How does Donald Trump plan on deporting illegal immigrants? -- Juan by Juan.

If Donald Trump becomes President, it won't be the first time he's kicked a black family out of their home.

What is Donald Trump telling Barack Obama supporters? -- Orange Is The New Black.

What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals? -- He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.

YESTERDAY, I GAVE MY SEAT ON
THE BUS FOR THE BLIND PERSON.
TODAY, I LOST MY JOB
AS A BUS DRIVER_THIS WORLD IS
SO CRUEL FOR THE KIND HEARTED.

Jeder der den Anime geguckt hat😂

Meeting smasher on your 11th Playthrough
Meeting smasher on your 12th playthrough
(after you just finished Edgerunners)

A Little Known Fact:
Switzerland is Germany on steroids.
Sorry, I'm pacifism. Only zing I can
do is gibing you humanitarian aid.
Sorry, I'm neutrality. Only zing I can
do is taking care of your money.
€
SF
ITALIEN! Meeting was suppose to
be 13:00! Now is 13:05! I am give
you written warning for zis!
ITALIEN! Meeting was suppose to
be 13:00! Now is 13:00:05! I am
fire you for zis!
ACHTUNG!
FUN
only allowed Mo Sa, 19-22 Uhr
ACHTUNG!
FUN
strictly verboten at all times!
Hallo, Nachbar! I am notice zat your hedge is
not trimmed proper. Plise change zis soon or
it will shed a bad light on ze neighbourhood.
Grüezi, Nachbar! I am notice zat your
hedge is not trimmed proper. Plise change
zis immediately or I will call ze police.

Why do candles always go on the too of the cake?

Because it's hard to light them from the bottom! . Warum werden Kerzen immer oben auf den Kuchen gesteckt?

Weil es schwierig ist,sie von unten anzuzünden!

Jesc 2019: Share the Joy Lyrics with singers Melani Garcia: I ́ve got these butterflies, my body keeps on holding, because they going wild when i ́m excited everyday.

Erin Mai: And i love every feeling, that life brings cause im living so free, yeah. I feel free.

Liza Misnikova: When Im dreaming yeah please dont ever wake me, because im living from the love given to me!

Jordan Anthony: Whether from my Mother, my sisters or my brothers. Feel free. So free!

Karina Ignatyan: When you ever need sombody, i got you. Maybe im young, but i know what to do!

Sophia Ivanko: Not every day the greatest, yes it is true, but when you put your mind to it, you get truth!

Refrain: Just wanna share, Share the joy, Share the joy! Share the joy!

Anna Kearney:Not every day the greatest, yes its true, but when you put your mind to it, you can do!

Refrain

Joana Almeida: It happen soon I feel it, there ́s honestly no secret. Trust me,yeah!,you see!

You can watch these great song at YouTube! Than write me a comment Thanks!

Lieder auf deutsch h Teil 2 Heute ist „count on me“ von Bruno Mars dran. ______________________________________ Du kannst auf mich zählen wie 1 2 3 Ich werde da sein Und ich weiß, wenn ich es brauche, kann ich auf dich zählen wie 4 3 2 Und du wirst da sein Denn das ist, was Freunde tun sollen, oh yeah Wooooh, Wooooh, Yeah, Yeah ______________________________________ ...